Cows are also major emitters of methane, a potent greenhouse gas, from their digestive systems

You're just now realizing how much cows impact the environment?

This planet didn't always have this many farting cows. But we have so many people who love to eat meat that we now have slaughter houses all over the country. And we bred more cows than would ever be born naturally in the wild.

Note to self. Not only are there more cows today farting, there are also more people than ever before farting too. After they eat the farting cow, they fart more themselves. So we have too many cows and humans farting. Oops. I just farted.
There were millions of ungulates running up and down this continent without this problems a couple of hundred years ago. Yet there was not a problem. It is not so much the cows that matter as how we feed them, what we feed them, and what is done with the result. This can be addressed, and much reduce the methane produced.
 
Methane from livestock is a significant contributor to AGW.
(as is keeping livestock anthropogenic)
If the dutch farmers give up their cows does that mean beef will be outlawed in holland?
 
You're just now realizing how much cows impact the environment?

This planet didn't always have this many farting cows. But we have so many people who love to eat meat that we now have slaughter houses all over the country. And we bred more cows than would ever be born naturally in the wild.

Note to self. Not only are there more cows today farting, there are also more people than ever before farting too. After they eat the farting cow, they fart more themselves. So we have too many cows and humans farting. Oops. I just farted.
Same question to you:

If the dutch farmers give up their cows does that mean beef will be outlawed in holland?
 
Same question to you:

If the dutch farmers give up their cows does that mean beef will be outlawed in holland?
You don't have to give up your car and they don't have to give up their cows. This reminds me of a lie Republicans have been spreading where they said if Biden's energy plan passes hamburger will be outlawed or you will only be able to eat a hamburger a year. Something like that. Fox News had to say a retraction. But too late. You guys already heard the lie and spread it for a week. And you may not have ever heard their retraction.

Here it is

 
No you will just pay double for ground beef. You'll get over it.
only if the government slaps a whopping big tariff on imported beef

and then what have the dutch farmers accomplished by giving up their cows?

The answer is nothing
 
only if the government slaps a whopping big tariff on imported beef

and then what have the dutch farmers accomplished by giving up their cows?

The answer is nothing
They just won't be producing that many cows. Beef and Chicken and Pork in the future will be more of a luxury. Eat like the Greeks do. More fish, veggies, fat ass.
 
Oh?

are the clever greenies going to fix balloons to the cow’s ass and recycle the farts as biogas?
Raise the price of beef and suddenly the producers aren't producing as much and they are still making a pretty penny. You just won't eat two hamburgers for dinner tonight fatty. You'll eat one. Just like you only eat one felet mignon now. Or Prime rib.

And instead you'll eat a veggy instead or salad.
 
Only one crazy environmentalist idea at a time please

killing all the cows many be only advanced as much as gay marriage was in 1955

but it got there eventually
We kill all the cows now. Suddenly you're worried about cow genocide?

Then we artificially inceminate so many because the way we bred cows today, they can't even fuck. We have to jack the bull off and slap it in the cow. So we make em big and fat and farty from all the shit we feed them.

And besides. I hear we have a pig problem. So many wild pigs it's out of control. You'll just start eating pork soon.
 
We kill all the cows now. Suddenly you're worried about cow genocide?

Then we artificially inceminate so many because the way we bred cows today, they can't even fuck. We have to jack the bull off and slap it in the cow. So we make em big and fat and farty from all the shit we feed them.

And besides. I hear we have a pig problem. So many wild pigs it's out of control. You'll just start eating pork soon.
You are talking nonsense now

but you’ll need an even wilder imagination to outdo the reality of the radical greenies
 
You're just now realizing how much cows impact the environment?

This planet didn't always have this many farting cows. But we have so many people who love to eat meat that we now have slaughter houses all over the country. And we bred more cows than would ever be born naturally in the wild.

Note to self. Not only are there more cows today farting, there are also more people than ever before farting too. After they eat the farting cow, they fart more themselves. So we have too many cows and humans farting. Oops. I just farted.
Oh dear. A cow is a Ruminant. That means, it has more than one stomach and chews the cud. In the process, it farts. The problem is, there are some 200 species of Ruminants on the planet. So if you want to shoot farting methane animals, then don't forget to include the likes of deer, giraffes, antelopes, sheep etc..

Not only people eat meat, some drink cow's milk and some vegetarians drink cow's milk.
 
Oh dear. A cow is a Ruminant. That means, it has more than one stomach and chews the cud. In the process, it farts. The problem is, there are some 200 species of Ruminants on the planet. So if you want to shoot farting methane animals, then don't forget to include the likes of deer, giraffes, antelopes, sheep etc..

Not only people eat meat, some drink cow's milk and some vegetarians drink cow's milk.
There are a lot of cows on this planet. In fact, there's around one and a half billion! That's nearly one cow for every five people. ... And while cows are intelligent and amazing creatures, having so many of them is a serious problem.
 
I hate to interrupt this pleasant sharing of fart-jokes with actual science ... but a vast majority of the methane cows produce is from belches ... just though everyone would like to know that ...
 
I hate to interrupt this pleasant sharing of fart-jokes with actual science ... but a vast majority of the methane cows produce is from belches ... just though everyone would like to know that ...
Who cares what hole it’s coming from.
 

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