DEFCON 5: Lowest alert level achieved by rejecting Hitlary.

[Pete7469]

Defcon nuclear threat REDUCED to safest level following Donald Trump victory

Jeez...

Weren't the bed wetters insisting Trump would make world security worse?

All he did was show up and global tensions have subsided. Probably because everyone knows NOT TO FUCK WITH US, when we have a leader who will kick your ass so hard you'll have to floss every time you fart.

 

[miketx]

You are going to take the full blame for all the fagtard heads exploding today!

 

[ColonelAngus]

No, this can't be true....Trump is going to destroy the planet!!!! We're all going to die!!

 

[Pete7469]

You are going to take the full blame for all the fagtard heads exploding today!

If there's anyway I can add to the mess let me know.

 

[Tilly]

Defcon nuclear threat REDUCED to safest level following Donald Trump victory

Jeez...

Weren't the bed wetters insisting Trump would make world security worse?

All he did was show up and global tensions have subsided. Probably because everyone knows NOT TO FUCK WITH US, when we have a leader who will kick your ass so hard you'll have to floss every time you fart.

Where's his Nobel peace prize already!?!?

 

[Pete7469]

No, this can't be true....Trump is going to destroy the planet!!!! We're all going to die!!

Yes we are all going to die.

Just not because of a war hitlary caused through utter incompetence.