Abishai100
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- Sep 22, 2013
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Here's a parallax-view story synopsis of Donald Trump becoming a police detective instead of a politician and investigating three deranged cases of killers stalking sensibilities/complacencies regarding 'consumerism traffic.'
Would this version of Trump sit better with us in our modern consumerism-hazed global culture (i.e., Wall Street)?
Perhaps we're demonizing Trump, since we're looking for a politics-cynicism 'scapegoat'.
Enjoy (signing off...)!
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Detective Trump was in Romania investigating reports of a serial killer who was stalking models who wore too much makeup. The killer would slit their throats and throw then into the sewer! Detective Trump was a big fan of the fashion industry, so he was naturally disturbed.
Meanwhile, a magician working for a circus owned by the Russian mafia was rumored to be killing women in staged saw-cutting acts. The women were recruited prostitutes/vagrants, and the magician would 'trick' the audience into thinking the cutting was an illusion when in fact he was killing them and fantasizing about being a 'criminal member' of the Russian mafia. Moscow's economy was in shambles, and Detective Trump planned to visit there soon.
Finally, a strange stalker was chasing female mud wrestlers who performed in nightclubs and pubs across Texas. The stalker believed mud wrestling was as demeaning as Muslim belly-dancing and wanted to put an end to 'promiscuity consumerism' (e.g., Playboy Magazine). Detective Trump would soon find his way to Texas to investigate this case as well!
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Would this version of Trump sit better with us in our modern consumerism-hazed global culture (i.e., Wall Street)?
Perhaps we're demonizing Trump, since we're looking for a politics-cynicism 'scapegoat'.
Enjoy (signing off...)!
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Detective Trump was in Romania investigating reports of a serial killer who was stalking models who wore too much makeup. The killer would slit their throats and throw then into the sewer! Detective Trump was a big fan of the fashion industry, so he was naturally disturbed.
Meanwhile, a magician working for a circus owned by the Russian mafia was rumored to be killing women in staged saw-cutting acts. The women were recruited prostitutes/vagrants, and the magician would 'trick' the audience into thinking the cutting was an illusion when in fact he was killing them and fantasizing about being a 'criminal member' of the Russian mafia. Moscow's economy was in shambles, and Detective Trump planned to visit there soon.
Finally, a strange stalker was chasing female mud wrestlers who performed in nightclubs and pubs across Texas. The stalker believed mud wrestling was as demeaning as Muslim belly-dancing and wanted to put an end to 'promiscuity consumerism' (e.g., Playboy Magazine). Detective Trump would soon find his way to Texas to investigate this case as well!
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