'Donald Trump Will Destroy Democracy,' Says Party Nominating Candidate No One Voted For

[Weatherman2020]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic leaders have stated that Donald Trump will destroy democracy, and in order to stop him, their party will endorse a candidate who has never received a single vote in a primary election.

"Oh, yeah, if Trump gets in the White House, it's all over," stated Gayle Quimble, a staffer for Kamala Harris. "That's why we hand-selected a very special candidate outside the democratic process in order to beat him. Democracy itself depends on it!"

When reached for response, Kamala Harris said: "Democracy is important. America is a democracy. It begins with a 'D.' Just like 'doughnut.' Donuts are good, just like democracy. We have to break democracy in order to save it. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

While the Democrat party has not yet addressed the issue of endorsing a nominee who was not picked using democracy, they have released a short statement reminding American voters to focus on the real threats to democracy, such as Trump, who, according to the statement, "should die."

At publishing time, Democrats in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania had announced plans to print thousands of mail-in ballots and pass them out with no chain of custody to protect democracy further.

'Donald Trump Will Destroy Democracy,' Says Party Nominating Candidate No One Voted For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic leaders have stated that Donald Trump will destroy democracy, and in order to stop him, their party will endorse a candidate who has never received a single vote in a primary election.

babylonbee.com

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic leaders have stated that Donald Trump will destroy democracy, and in order to stop him, their party will endorse a candidate who has never received a single vote in a primary election.

"Oh, yeah, if Trump gets in the White House, it's all over," stated Gayle Quimble, a staffer for Kamala Harris. "That's why we hand-selected a very special candidate outside the democratic process in order to beat him. Democracy itself depends on it!"

When reached for response, Kamala Harris said: "Democracy is important. America is a democracy. It begins with a 'D.' Just like 'doughnut.' Donuts are good, just like democracy. We have to break democracy in order to save it. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

While the Democrat party has not yet addressed the issue of endorsing a nominee who was not picked using democracy, they have released a short statement reminding American voters to focus on the real threats to democracy, such as Trump, who, according to the statement, "should die."

At publishing time, Democrats in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania had announced plans to print thousands of mail-in ballots and pass them out with no chain of custody to protect democracy further.

'Donald Trump Will Destroy Democracy,' Says Party Nominating Candidate No One Voted For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic leaders have stated that Donald Trump will destroy democracy, and in order to stop him, their party will endorse a candidate who has never received a single vote in a primary election.

babylonbee.com

You may want to look up how candidates can be nominated.

and then look up: satire

 

[Weatherman2020]

You may want to look up how candidates can be nominated.

and then look up: satire

Tell BLM and a lot of Democrat voters.

Pissed.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Tell BLM and a lot of Democrat voters.

Pissed.

Do you need help getting out of bed?

 

[TNHarley]

You may want to look up how candidates can be nominated.

and then look up: satire

SPEAK MONKEY

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

SPEAK MONKEY

 

[Hellokitty]

You may want to look up how candidates can be nominated.

and then look up: satire

Or we could ask the SCOTUS.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Or we could ask the SCOTUS.

you really are stupid

 

[TNHarley]

Or we could ask the SCOTUS.

The DNC is a private company.

 

[jotathought]

You may want to look up how candidates can be nominated.

and then look up: satire

Tell us .. and then the irony will resonate.

 

[Moonglow]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic leaders have stated that Donald Trump will destroy democracy, and in order to stop him, their party will endorse a candidate who has never received a single vote in a primary election.

"Oh, yeah, if Trump gets in the White House, it's all over," stated Gayle Quimble, a staffer for Kamala Harris. "That's why we hand-selected a very special candidate outside the democratic process in order to beat him. Democracy itself depends on it!"

When reached for response, Kamala Harris said: "Democracy is important. America is a democracy. It begins with a 'D.' Just like 'doughnut.' Donuts are good, just like democracy. We have to break democracy in order to save it. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

While the Democrat party has not yet addressed the issue of endorsing a nominee who was not picked using democracy, they have released a short statement reminding American voters to focus on the real threats to democracy, such as Trump, who, according to the statement, "should die."

At publishing time, Democrats in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania had announced plans to print thousands of mail-in ballots and pass them out with no chain of custody to protect democracy further.

'Donald Trump Will Destroy Democracy,' Says Party Nominating Candidate No One Voted For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic leaders have stated that Donald Trump will destroy democracy, and in order to stop him, their party will endorse a candidate who has never received a single vote in a primary election.

babylonbee.com

You do not elect the president or vice president the electoral college does.

 

[Moonglow]

Or we could ask the SCOTUS.

It's already been reviewed

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

The DNC is a private company.

Nope.

The DNC is a private corporation.

Technically, both the RNC and DNC are not companies, but they are corporations. LOL

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

You do not elect the president or vice president the electoral college does.

Technically... The EC cannot and does not elect a president and vice president. Citizens do not directly elect president and vice president.

"In other U.S. elections, candidates are elected directly by popular vote. But the president and vice president are not elected directly by citizens. Instead, they are chosen through the Electoral College process. The process of using electors comes from the Constitution." -- Mar 14, 2024

Electoral College | USAGov

Learn about the Electoral College, which decides who will be elected president and vice president of the United States.

www.usa.gov

 

[Weatherman2020]

Do you need help getting out of bed?

Racist of you to deny the self evident facts BLM layed out in their statement condemning Democrats.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Racist of you to deny the self evident facts BLM layed out in their statement condemning Democrats.

Another Whitesplaining member @ usmb

 

[Weatherman2020]

Another Whitesplaining member @ usmb

Racist.