Extreme Make Over. Dept of Defense style.

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Yeah, vague title but whatever.

Seems Hegseth spent thousands making over a room where he could get into make-up to be camera ready at a moments notice.

I guess this is what is now meant by the military being prepared.


Amid reports of infighting and chaos at the Pentagon, and with the secretary under fire for a second breach of operational security, CBS News reports that Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the department’s press briefing room to turn it into a make-up studio.

Hegseth spent ‘several thousand dollars’ turning Pentagon room into a make-up studio for his TV spots, report says
Plus Trump and Vance can stop by to freshen up their makeup too!

It would be perfectly reasonable to wonder if any of this is real. Maybe we're in a movie or something.
 
Yeah, vague title but whatever.

Seems Hegseth spent thousands making over a room where he could get into make-up to be camera ready at a moments notice.

I guess this is what is now meant by the military being prepared.


Amid reports of infighting and chaos at the Pentagon, and with the secretary under fire for a second breach of operational security, CBS News reports that Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the department’s press briefing room to turn it into a make-up studio.

Hegseth spent ‘several thousand dollars’ turning Pentagon room into a make-up studio for his TV spots, report says
I remember when they reported that Michelle needed millions in makeup and hairdressing to appear presentable.
And all of the infighting is because there are too many Gheys in the Pentagon trying to destroy our military from within.
Of course there's gonna be some unhappy campers.
 
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Plus Trump and Vance can stop by to freshen up their makeup too!

It would be perfectly reasonable to wonder if any of this is real. Maybe we're in a movie or something.
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

This is what happens when the left cult has nothing to actually say.

It's over, folks.




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"I think they understand that when an individual comes into that office, talks about returning the Pentagon to the warfighters, then spends three months installing a makeup studio inside the Pentagon so he can do Fox News hits is not an individual who is serious about improving morale or readiness within the Department of Defense," Auchincloss told CNN anchor Jake Tapper.


Right next to the tampon machines. This should go over well with the guys in the field..
 
"I think they understand that when an individual comes into that office, talks about returning the Pentagon to the warfighters, then spends three months installing a makeup studio inside the Pentagon so he can do Fox News hits is not an individual who is serious about improving morale or readiness within the Department of Defense," Auchincloss told CNN anchor Jake Tapper.


Right next to the tampon machines. This should go over well with the guys in the field..
Petey the drunk dies have a tampon machine in his office.

That’s why he texts classified information to his wife.
 
"I think they understand that when an individual comes into that office, talks about returning the Pentagon to the warfighters, then spends three months installing a makeup studio inside the Pentagon so he can do Fox News hits is not an individual who is serious about improving morale or readiness within the Department of Defense," Auchincloss told CNN anchor Jake Tapper.


Right next to the tampon machines. This should go over well with the guys in the field..


I would think that teh vast majority of the military would understand that make up is part of the job of people that have to deal with the vile legacy media.
 
I would think that teh vast majority of the military would understand that make up is part of the job of people that have to deal with the vile legacy media.

Explain why no previous Secretary of Defense felt the need for his own makeup studio. No official events, but hits on Fox Noise.


Of course, his fuhrer spends a lot of time in makeup, too.

Show biz over substance. That’s Trump world.
 
"I think they understand that when an individual comes into that office, talks about returning the Pentagon to the warfighters, then spends three months installing a makeup studio inside the Pentagon so he can do Fox News hits is not an individual who is serious about improving morale or readiness within the Department of Defense," Auchincloss told CNN anchor Jake Tapper.


Right next to the tampon machines. This should go over well with the guys in the field..
All part ot thr Trump shitshow
 
"I think they understand that when an individual comes into that office, talks about returning the Pentagon to the warfighters, then spends three months installing a makeup studio inside the Pentagon so he can do Fox News hits is not an individual who is serious about improving morale or readiness within the Department of Defense," Auchincloss told CNN anchor Jake Tapper.


Right next to the tampon machines. This should go over well with the guys in the field..

LOL, headline is discredited in article with Hegseth calling it false.
 
"I think they understand that when an individual comes into that office, talks about returning the Pentagon to the warfighters, then spends three months installing a makeup studio inside the Pentagon so he can do Fox News hits is not an individual who is serious about improving morale or readiness within the Department of Defense," Auchincloss told CNN anchor Jake Tapper.


Right next to the tampon machines. This should go over well with the guys in the field..
Skrewey lecturing us on makeup and tampons, when the Dim ilk's candidates were an ugly ho and Tampon Tim?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 

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