To Poop On The Sidewalk
Finally: San Francisco To Require Proof Of Vaccination To Poop On The Sidewalk
It's about time!!!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—People just pooping willy-nilly on the sidewalk in San Francisco has been a long-time problem, and City Hall is finally taking action. Now they will require proof of vaccination before people can use the sidewalk as a restroom.
“We can’t believe the brazenness of some people,” said Mayor London Breed, “being out and about and defecating in broad daylight without proof of vaccination. Well, that’s changing. If you’re smearing feces on something and aren’t vaccinated, there is going to be trouble.”
Reactions from San Francisco citizens were largely positive. “Our city is run by escapees from an insane asylum,” said one man.
Finally: San Francisco To Require Proof Of Vaccination To Poop On The Sidewalk
It's about time!!!