Frank's #1 Reco for the Coming Collapse of the US economy

[CrusaderFrank]

You'll thank me for this one day, I'm sure of it, I'll just never know how helpful I was

Frank's #1 Reco for the Coming Collapse of the US economy: Download your favorite Internet Porn. Don't depend on the government or even private industry to be able to maintain the Internet, so all those videos you've been enjoying will be inaccessible -- that is, unless you listened to Franks #1 Reco for the Coming Collapse of the US economy.

You might also want to get a generator and fuel, because it won't do you any good to have 200GB of Interracial Midget Porn on your hard drive when the electric grid goes down

 

[G.T.]

You've been wrong about every prediction ive ever seen you make so...

pass.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

You've been wrong about every prediction ive ever seen you make so...

pass.

Did you bother to read the OP before responding?

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Definitely. Dont worry about food. it grows on grocery store shelves. the most important item to have in your economic collapse arsenal, is definitely midget porn.

Thanks, Frank.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Definitely. Dont worry about food. it grows on grocery store shelves. the most important item to have in your economic collapse arsenal, is definitely midget porn.

Thanks, Frank.

The Normalcy Bias will keep people thinking "yeah, Internet porn will ALWAYS be there" until it's not

I'm just getting out ahead of it here

 

[g5000]

Go ahead and laugh now, but when the end comes, Frank will be safely ensconsed in his porn bunker while the rest of us will be out in the cold with nothing but our naked and unprotected imaginations.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

The problem is I don't download porn cause of all the viruses and such associated with those sites. I watch my porn on pay per view. What ever will I do?

 

[g5000]

The problem is I don't download porn cause of all the viruses and such associated with those sites. I watch my porn on pay per view. What ever will I do?

You will have to get itinerant unguarded women to perform for you in exchange for some spices and spare rounds of ammo.