Funniest Negro joke ever....enjoy!!

[tigerred59]

Plane in the sky, about to crash unless the pilot gets rid of some weight...he tosses out the luggage, a few empty seats and still the plane is flagging....so he comes out and announces to his passengers, "some of yaw gotta jump". We gonna give you parachutes, but some of yous got to jump. And we gonna do this diplomatic way, in A, B, C order......

I want all the African American people to come on up here......they all looked at each other and didn't move

Okay, okay, how bout all my Blacks yaw, come on up here now, its gonna be okay.....they all still kept looking at each and not moving.....

Pilot started to get mad now, you Colored people....now get yaw ass's on up here....nobody moved....

then this little black kid turned to his mom and said mama, ain't we african americans and ain't we black and ain't we colored????

His mama said, ssssshhhhh, not today, today son, we's some NIGGA'S!!!

lolololololololololo

 

[yiostheoy]

A sign of a truly sick mind.

 

[Vastator]

Plane in the sky, about to crash unless the pilot gets rid of some weight...he tosses out the luggage, a few empty seats and still the plane is flagging....so he comes out and announces to his passengers, "some of yaw gotta jump". We gonna give you parachutes, but some of yous got to jump. And we gonna do this diplomatic way, in A, B, C order......

I want all the African American people to come on up here......they all looked at each other and didn't move

Okay, okay, how bout all my Blacks yaw, come on up here now, its gonna be okay.....they all still kept looking at each and not moving.....

Pilot started to get mad now, you Colored people....now get yaw ass's on up here....nobody moved....

then this little black kid turned to his mom and said mama, ain't we african americans and ain't we black and ain't we colored????

His mama said, ssssshhhhh, not today, today son, we's some NIGGA'S!!!

lolololololololololo

I heard that joke 30 years ago... And that's not the funniest ni@@er joke...

 

[norwegen]

Ya' see, White Folks? Sometimes, it's good to be last.

 

[Auld Phart]

Funniest negro joke ever?

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

Plane in the sky, about to crash unless the pilot gets rid of some weight...he tosses out the luggage, a few empty seats and still the plane is flagging....so he comes out and announces to his passengers, "some of yaw gotta jump". We gonna give you parachutes, but some of yous got to jump. And we gonna do this diplomatic way, in A, B, C order......

I want all the African American people to come on up here......they all looked at each other and didn't move

Okay, okay, how bout all my Blacks yaw, come on up here now, its gonna be okay.....they all still kept looking at each and not moving.....

Pilot started to get mad now, you Colored people....now get yaw ass's on up here....nobody moved....

then this little black kid turned to his mom and said mama, ain't we african americans and ain't we black and ain't we colored????

His mama said, ssssshhhhh, not today, today son, we's some NIGGA'S!!!

lolololololololololo

What did abe Lincoln say after a 5 day drinking binge?

 

[Vastator]

Plane in the sky, about to crash unless the pilot gets rid of some weight...he tosses out the luggage, a few empty seats and still the plane is flagging....so he comes out and announces to his passengers, "some of yaw gotta jump". We gonna give you parachutes, but some of yous got to jump. And we gonna do this diplomatic way, in A, B, C order......

I want all the African American people to come on up here......they all looked at each other and didn't move

Okay, okay, how bout all my Blacks yaw, come on up here now, its gonna be okay.....they all still kept looking at each and not moving.....

Pilot started to get mad now, you Colored people....now get yaw ass's on up here....nobody moved....

then this little black kid turned to his mom and said mama, ain't we african americans and ain't we black and ain't we colored????

His mama said, ssssshhhhh, not today, today son, we's some NIGGA'S!!!

lolololololololololo

What did abe Lincoln say after a 5 day drinking binge?

I did whaaat!!!???

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

Plane in the sky, about to crash unless the pilot gets rid of some weight...he tosses out the luggage, a few empty seats and still the plane is flagging....so he comes out and announces to his passengers, "some of yaw gotta jump". We gonna give you parachutes, but some of yous got to jump. And we gonna do this diplomatic way, in A, B, C order......

I want all the African American people to come on up here......they all looked at each other and didn't move

Okay, okay, how bout all my Blacks yaw, come on up here now, its gonna be okay.....they all still kept looking at each and not moving.....

Pilot started to get mad now, you Colored people....now get yaw ass's on up here....nobody moved....

then this little black kid turned to his mom and said mama, ain't we african americans and ain't we black and ain't we colored????

His mama said, ssssshhhhh, not today, today son, we's some NIGGA'S!!!

lolololololololololo

What did abe Lincoln say after a 5 day drinking binge?

I did whaaat!!!???

I freed the whooo?

 

[tigerred59]

Plane in the sky, about to crash unless the pilot gets rid of some weight...he tosses out the luggage, a few empty seats and still the plane is flagging....so he comes out and announces to his passengers, "some of yaw gotta jump". We gonna give you parachutes, but some of yous got to jump. And we gonna do this diplomatic way, in A, B, C order......

I want all the African American people to come on up here......they all looked at each other and didn't move

Okay, okay, how bout all my Blacks yaw, come on up here now, its gonna be okay.....they all still kept looking at each and not moving.....

Pilot started to get mad now, you Colored people....now get yaw ass's on up here....nobody moved....

then this little black kid turned to his mom and said mama, ain't we african americans and ain't we black and ain't we colored????

His mama said, ssssshhhhh, not today, today son, we's some NIGGA'S!!!

lolololololololololo

I heard that joke 30 years ago... And that's not the funniest ni@@er joke...

Well, I just heard it today and it wet my diaper!!

 

[Vastator]

Plane in the sky, about to crash unless the pilot gets rid of some weight...he tosses out the luggage, a few empty seats and still the plane is flagging....so he comes out and announces to his passengers, "some of yaw gotta jump". We gonna give you parachutes, but some of yous got to jump. And we gonna do this diplomatic way, in A, B, C order......

I want all the African American people to come on up here......they all looked at each other and didn't move

Okay, okay, how bout all my Blacks yaw, come on up here now, its gonna be okay.....they all still kept looking at each and not moving.....

Pilot started to get mad now, you Colored people....now get yaw ass's on up here....nobody moved....

then this little black kid turned to his mom and said mama, ain't we african americans and ain't we black and ain't we colored????

His mama said, ssssshhhhh, not today, today son, we's some NIGGA'S!!!

lolololololololololo

I heard that joke 30 years ago... And that's not the funniest ni@@er joke...

Well, I just heard it today and it wet my diaper!!

Well you blew the punchline. It should have read...
Not today son. Today we're ni@@ers, that means the Mexicans go first.

 

[my2¢]

The one I caught on national evening news about the Secret Service's code name for Jesse Jackson during his 1988 presidential run tops them all for me. After all these years the stupidity of it still has me asking , what in the hell were they thinking?

Secret Service Says Jackson Doesn't Think 'Pontiac' Code Name Is Racist

 

[cwise76]

You fucking racist scumbags having a good chuckle??? GO FUCK YOURSELVES

 

[Steelfoot]

Funniest joke about the kinky-haired, sumpen-eyed, smelly, immoral mudskin beasts:

Q: Why shouldn't you run over a schvartzer thug boy riding a bike?

A: That may be your bike.

Know what we mean?

 

[Steelfoot]

Red-eyed, baby-shaking, no-IQ shimebo thug walks into a bar with a huge parrot on his shoulder.

BARTENDER: Where did you get that big nasty bastard?

PARROT: Africa! They're all over the place!

Know what we mean?

 

[Marion Morrison]

You fucking racist scumbags having a good chuckle??? GO FUCK YOURSELVES

Now lookit wat you did, tigerred59.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

A sign of a truly sick mind.

She's not even black, either

 

[Marion Morrison]

A sign of a truly sick mind.

She's not even black, either

Redbone is redbone and black is black.