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Hamster Killer Spared Jail Sentence
This guy got lucky I guess.
I have a hamster story. My son had 2 hamsters when he went off to college. He couldn't take them with him, so he asked me to keep an eye on them for him...oh boy![eusa_whistle :eusa_whistle: :eusa_whistle:](/styles/smilies/eusa_whistle.gif)
When he got the first hamster, I had a 3 year old granddaughter, and she couldn't say hamster, it came out sounding like happens.....so my son named that hamster- "Happens"
When he got the seond one, he named it "Shit"..it seemed appropriate *ha*
So off he goes to college and I must have forgotten to feed them, I lost my mind, so why not forget them too....because I started smelling something awful and it was coming from my son's room.
Upon further inspection, I could see one furry thing in the cage...just ONE. And that one was eating what I was pretty damn sure, was a dead furry thing.
We could tell them apart very easily and so I called my son and told him I had bad news, and I thought he would chew me out a little bit, but instead I got roars of laughter.
He put me on speaker and told me to repeat what I had just said.....so I did...I said "Happens ate Shit"
Even my Mother chuckled when I told her.
Not that I think killing hamsters is OK or anything and I felt bad...geezz......it was just a small rodent anyway.
Besides, it was an accident, nothing like what this guy did, in the article.
This guy got lucky I guess.
I have a hamster story. My son had 2 hamsters when he went off to college. He couldn't take them with him, so he asked me to keep an eye on them for him...oh boy
![eusa_whistle :eusa_whistle: :eusa_whistle:](/styles/smilies/eusa_whistle.gif)
When he got the first hamster, I had a 3 year old granddaughter, and she couldn't say hamster, it came out sounding like happens.....so my son named that hamster- "Happens"
When he got the seond one, he named it "Shit"..it seemed appropriate *ha*
So off he goes to college and I must have forgotten to feed them, I lost my mind, so why not forget them too....because I started smelling something awful and it was coming from my son's room.
Upon further inspection, I could see one furry thing in the cage...just ONE. And that one was eating what I was pretty damn sure, was a dead furry thing.
We could tell them apart very easily and so I called my son and told him I had bad news, and I thought he would chew me out a little bit, but instead I got roars of laughter.
He put me on speaker and told me to repeat what I had just said.....so I did...I said "Happens ate Shit"
Even my Mother chuckled when I told her.
Not that I think killing hamsters is OK or anything and I felt bad...geezz......it was just a small rodent anyway.
Besides, it was an accident, nothing like what this guy did, in the article.