have you died yet from the coronavirus

[tyroneweaver]

I wanna know if I should make a tee time tomorrow or could I just show up

 

[Harpy Eagle]

The virus is so bad and doing so much damage that Trump is going to make an emergency payroll taxes cut

 

[Oddball]

No....I already died from tax cuts, the end of "net neutrality", and Murica leaving the Paris Accord.

 

[basquebromance]

What the White House press secretary is touting — that Trump works a lot and doesn't sleep — are just the sort of things that make you more vulnerable to illness, not less so

 

[basquebromance]

I'm 30 and have no health issues.

i think by the grace of God i'm gonna be ok

 

[Frankeneinstein]

This is like the 25th time I've died since trump took office, why he do this all the time?

 

[Shawnee_b]

No but I smell pretty bad.

 

[miketx]

No but I smell pretty bad.

That's one of the perks of being a street sweeper in San Fran.

 

[basquebromance]

"Average age of the coronavirus dead in Italy (the country they’re using to scare Americans since it's European): 81."

Italy coronavirus death toll jumps to nearly 200

 

[MindWars]

if ppl don't die from the virus they are going to die from the " global collapse" that's about to roll out and most imbeciles who think and or thought it's a big joke in yrs past are gonna get a jack slap reality smack LOL . Oh flippen well . Sooner or later the band aids they keep putting over this economy won't hold. The band aid at this point is hanging together by just a thread a thin thread.....

People are going to die if not from the virus the collapse.

 

[bluzman61]

I just checked my pulse, I'm still here.