History lesson ..

[Siete]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

 

[Rustic]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

You really think the average voting public gives two shits?

 

[Fenton Lum]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

You really think the average voting public gives two shits?

Nope, they've been told he's "genius".

 

[washamericom]

this should be in the drunk history section.

 

[bodecea]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

Wasn't that a project on an episode of Apprentice? To market Trump Vodka?

 

[Slave2the$]

I'm flipping my vote to Hillary!

 

[320 Years of History]

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose.

I'm not sure what to make of that statement or what point you think you are making by having written it. Smirnoff is the best selling vodka in the U.S. as far as I know, and best selling by no small margin. Indeed, it's accurate to say that Grey Goose isn't a threat to Smirnoff (see the second link below), but the reverse cannot be said reliably for I'm not even aware that Grey Goose, on a global level even rates, much less rate against Smirnoff in any business measures that matter.

• The 20 Best Selling Vodka Brands In The World
• Best-selling U.S. vodka brands, 2015 | Statistic
  
• What are the Top 5 Vodkas in America? | Flask.com
  
• The Top 5 Best Selling Brands of Vodka Worldwide
  
• Top 10 Best Selling Vodka Brands

Maybe someone things Grey Goose is the top vodka in terms of flavor or some other qualitative measure, but in terms of sales, every other vodka company on the planet would sooner have Smirnoff's sales figures than their own.

 

[Siete]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

Wasn't that a project on an episode of Apprentice? To market Trump Vodka?

couldn't say .. didn't watch the show.

 

[Siete]

The reviews of Trump Steaks are hilariously bad


In the typically bombastic ad that’s been floating around, the Trumpster proclaims his eponymous steaks, which were sold exclusively, and inexplicably, at the Sharper Image and by mail-order from QVC, to be “the world’s greatest steaks.”

bad steaks and billionaires have never met ...

 

[Siete]

oh yeah,

























SUCKERS!!!!

 

[Vigilante]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

You really think the average voting public gives two shits?

Nope, they've been told he's "genius".

And genius, when did you make your first billion...scumbag subversives are dumber than dirt!

 

[Siete]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

You really think the average voting public gives two shits?

unlike below average dolts like you, the voting public gives two shits who they elect POTUS

 

[Siete]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

You really think the average voting public gives two shits?

Nope, they've been told he's "genius".

And genius, when did you make your first billion...scumbag subversives are dumber than dirt!

assets total 3 billion, not ten ... who the hell knows what Dipshit Don makes, he refuses to show anyone.

 

[Vigilante]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

You really think the average voting public gives two shits?

Nope, they've been told he's "genius".

And genius, when did you make your first billion...scumbag subversives are dumber than dirt!

assets total 3 billion, not ten ... who the hell knows what Dipshit Don makes, he refuses to show anyone.

Assholes What difference does it make if he has 3 or 10 billion...you have $10 million, let alone 1 billion???

 

[jknowgood]

Trump Vodka was officially unveiled at a launch party at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood in January, 2007. The Donald himself, standing on a red carpet behind a velvet rope, displayed the bottle: It was shaped to resemble a skyscraper, with a gold-encrusted letter T on all its four sides, and emblazoned with the slogan “Success Distilled.” Advertising billed it as “the World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka,” and insisted that it would “demand the same respect and inspire the same awe as the international legacy and brand of Donald Trump himself.”

So, what moved Trump to suddenly jump into the vodka business? “A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose,” Trump told interviewer Larry King, “and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.” Trump further predicted that the “T&T” (Trump and Tonic) would soon become the most requested alcoholic drink in America.

As for the vodka itself, it was created by Wanders Distillery in Holland, distilled five times from “select European wheat,” and then rested for six months in stainlees steel vats before botttling at 80 proof. Vodka fans gave it mostly positive reviews when it debuted, although many also noted the steep price tag, $33 and up.

The only trouble was, nobody bought it. By the end of 2007 it barely registered among the top-selling vodkas, badly trailing the likes of Smirnoff and no threat whatsoever to Grey Goose. Go figure that customers wouldn’t line up for a product that existed for the sole purpose of one-upping Trump’s friend. Who would have guessed that drinkers wouldn’t hand their money to a teetotaler who had no idea what his own product tasted like. In 2008, less than two years after launch, the Trump Vodka trademark was abandoned.

Trump Vodka went out of public circulation altogether in 2011 (although vodka of some kind is reportedly still sold under the Trump label at certain Trump-owned hotels). Its last known public sighting was in Israel, where a local distributor peddled it without Trump’s authorization, and the tycoon successfully sued to stop him. In the sorry saga of Trump Vodka, it seems appropriate that the last people on earth who actually wanted to buy the stuff were prevented from doing so by… Donald Trump.



Mr.Success in now selling Trump Piss for Trumpbots to swill ...it's a UUUUUUUUUGE success too !!!

You really think the average voting public gives two shits?

unlike below average dolts like you, the voting public gives two shits who they elect POTUS

Not when Hillary is on the ballot.