how complex can a piss test be?

[strollingbones]

the first one.....they hand me this small ass cup and go you need to piss in this cup..put it in the revolving door and all....no problem...

but then they decide they want another one...so i call and make sure the lab is open when they hit me with this...cant just be any damn old piss...has to be the 2nd void of the day...given this info we decide to let me take the cups home and do this at home..but i have to fill the cups to a certain amount....i have to begin to pee then stop and pee into the cup....people i am 60 years old....that stop and start stuff is not gonna go well....

as if this was not enough...the cups ...2 of them have lines i have to fill to...really....so here i sit...drinking water.....trying not to pee.....till i have enough to reach the lines on two cups......

i tellz ya once they get ahold of ya....you are done in....all this is just as uncomfie as i remember....

 

[strollingbones]

so i am whining about all this when a friend.....ask....why are you taking a drug test lol ...really?

 

[Billo_Really]

the first one.....they hand me this small ass cup and go you need to piss in this cup..put it in the revolving door and all....no problem...

but then they decide they want another one...so i call and make sure the lab is open when they hit me with this...cant just be any damn old piss...has to be the 2nd void of the day...given this info we decide to let me take the cups home and do this at home..but i have to fill the cups to a certain amount....i have to begin to pee then stop and pee into the cup....people i am 60 years old....that stop and start stuff is not gonna go well....

as if this was not enough...the cups ...2 of them have lines i have to fill to...really....so here i sit...drinking water.....trying not to pee.....till i have enough to reach the lines on two cups......

i tellz ya once they get ahold of ya....you are done in....all this is just as uncomfie as i remember....

I don't know of any drug test that allows you to pee at home.

Everyone I've ever done, as soon as you hand them the cup, they check the colored dots on the side to if the temperature is correct.

 

[strollingbones]

the first one.....they hand me this small ass cup and go you need to piss in this cup..put it in the revolving door and all....no problem...

but then they decide they want another one...so i call and make sure the lab is open when they hit me with this...cant just be any damn old piss...has to be the 2nd void of the day...given this info we decide to let me take the cups home and do this at home..but i have to fill the cups to a certain amount....i have to begin to pee then stop and pee into the cup....people i am 60 years old....that stop and start stuff is not gonna go well....

as if this was not enough...the cups ...2 of them have lines i have to fill to...really....so here i sit...drinking water.....trying not to pee.....till i have enough to reach the lines on two cups......

i tellz ya once they get ahold of ya....you are done in....all this is just as uncomfie as i remember....

I don't know of any drug test that allows you to pee at home.

Everyone I've ever done, as soon as you hand them the cup, they check the colored dots on the side to if the temperature is correct.

 

[strollingbones]

its not a drug test...they are simply testing for some stuff.....you know how they are...once they get you in...they want to do this and that...and that....o my o my...that is really uncomfie.....lol...

i dont take tests i know i am gonna fail

 

[Billo_Really]

its not a drug test...they are simply testing for some stuff.....you know how they are...once they get you in...they want to do this and that...and that....o my o my...that is really uncomfie.....lol...

i dont take tests i know i am gonna fail

They know you're hiding something and you need to fess up and come clean.

Or at least your piss does.

 

[strollingbones]

lol hush and be nice.....one is for some type of culture the other is for looking at cells shed from the bladder....i have blood in my urine...it could be anything from.....genetics.....to the big c....they were very careful about saying much.....but no one seemed that concerned...and if she did a drug test she did not mention it.. but it is what it is....and i have to finish these damn piss tests.....shall i sit here till i am afraid to stand up?

 

[strollingbones]

the real pisser (i slay myself) is...its most likely the low dose aspirin they have me on....but all this has been rather brutal on my ego...i know they are gonna say a hysterectomy is in order just to be on the safe side...etc and so forth...i do not want that....and its causing friction....and they have not even said it yet....

 

[alisha7525]

You just need to see that you do not involve in having any intoxicant before a urine test it is one of the test which needs to b taken care of for the purpose of any kidney or any other renal failure

 

[whitehall]

You can bet your ass-ets that formerly simple medical procedures are going to seem like a trip to DMV under socialist medical care.