How To Cross When A Car Stops For You

[Michelle420]

Appreciate it more, I want to see you run

 

[Pogo]

Wow. Four minutes for that? I'm going with "she thinks too much".
She has a very nice voice though. If only it had something important to say.

 

[Mr. H.]

Stupid bitch. Someone sold her a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

Seriously... when this happens with me, I'll start moving in slow motion. Most people get the humor.
Or when someone holds a door open for me (it happens when you get older) I'll take very slow laborious steps.

 

[Pogo]

Stupid bitch. Someone sold her a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

Seriously... when this happens with me, I'll start moving in slow motion. Most people get the humor.
Or when someone holds a door open for me (it happens when you get older) I'll take very slow laborious steps.

Hey -- maybe she's a maleman.


This is still the classic:

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[Michelle420]

Stupid bitch. Someone sold her a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

Seriously... when this happens with me, I'll start moving in slow motion. Most people get the humor.
Or when someone holds a door open for me (it happens when you get older) I'll take very slow laborious steps.

Hey -- maybe she's a maleman.


This is still the classic:

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I think she's just british

 

[Mr. H.]

Stupid bitch. Someone sold her a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

Seriously... when this happens with me, I'll start moving in slow motion. Most people get the humor.
Or when someone holds a door open for me (it happens when you get older) I'll take very slow laborious steps.

Hey -- maybe she's a maleman.


This is still the classic:

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I think she's just british

She has a British accent. Maybe she delivers mail in rural New Jersey?

 

[Mr. H.]

...or sometimes I'll just freeze mid-stride and utter out the side of my mouth "oil can".

 

[Pogo]

...or sometimes I'll just freeze mid-stride and utter out the side of my mouth "oil can".

I lift my sleeve up to my mouth and shout "NOW!!" and then dive onto the sidewalk.

 

[westwall]

Stupid bitch. Someone sold her a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

Seriously... when this happens with me, I'll start moving in slow motion. Most people get the humor.
Or when someone holds a door open for me (it happens when you get older) I'll take very slow laborious steps.

Hey -- maybe she's a maleman.


This is still the classic:

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I think she's just british

She has a British accent. Maybe she delivers mail in rural New Jersey?

My guess is a kiwi....


EDIT: Nope, she's an Aussie. I'd bet money on it!

 

[Pogo]

Stupid bitch. Someone sold her a car with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

Seriously... when this happens with me, I'll start moving in slow motion. Most people get the humor.
Or when someone holds a door open for me (it happens when you get older) I'll take very slow laborious steps.

Hey -- maybe she's a maleman.


This is still the classic:

​

I think she's just british

She has a British accent. Maybe she delivers mail in rural New Jersey?

My guess is a kiwi....

EDIT: Nope, she's an Aussie. I'd bet money on it!

I think you'd win if anyone took the bet. Try that Cheerful Prince guy -- he's a betting man.

Yeah Australian and ethnically Vietnamese. But she has a fine RP British accent. I really like the timbre of her voice.