How to Punish a Woman

[Rob37]

1. Tell her that you are getting really concerned about her health, and suggest that the two of you start walking. By doing this you are telling her that she is fat, but you cannot get in trouble for it because you said it in terms of concern for her well-being.

2. When you are dead in the middle of some hardcore banging (like doing doggy) just get up and leave the room. Start watching Tv or something, then when she comes to check on you tell her that you were just tired and that it has nothing to do with her. Let her stew on that for awhile.

3. Abruptly change your routine and practices. Women have a need for a certain level of emotional security. Change cologne, change your hairstyle, start dressing differently, but always maintain that you don't have a clue what she is talking about when she brings up the sudden changes. Just smile, give her a peck on the cheek, and walk away humming a tune by The Cure. Her mind will explode.

4. If your woman snoops, the plant some disturbing stuff where she snoops. For example, if she goes through your email then email yourself some gay porn. If she snoops in your wallet, then tear out an article about Sado-Masochistic beastiality and put it in your wallet. She will be so shocked she will probably not bring up the subject with you. Plus, she does not want to admit to being a snoop. If she does ask then just shrug you shoulders and tell her you don't have a clue what she is talking about but that you are pissed off that she does not trust you.

I have done all of these and they have all worked for me. Fun times!!

 

[RodISHI]

1. Tell her that you are getting really concerned about her health, and suggest that the two of you start walking. By doing this you are telling her that she is fat, but you cannot get in trouble for it because you said it in terms of concern for her well-being.

2. When you are dead in the middle of some hardcore banging (like doing doggy) just get up and leave the room. Start watching Tv or something, then when she comes to check on you tell her that you were just tired and that it has nothing to do with her. Let her stew on that for awhile.

3. Abruptly change your routine and practices. Women have a need for a certain level of emotional security. Change cologne, change your hairstyle, start dressing differently, but always maintain that you don't have a clue what she is talking about when she brings up the sudden changes. Just smile, give her a peck on the cheek, and walk away humming a tune by The Cure. Her mind will explode.

4. If your woman snoops, the plant some disturbing stuff where she snoops. For example, if she goes through your email then email yourself some gay porn. If she snoops in your wallet, then tear out an article about Sado-Masochistic beastiality and put it in your wallet. She will be so shocked she will probably not bring up the subject with you. Plus, she does not want to admit to being a snoop. If she does ask then just shrug you shoulders and tell her you don't have a clue what she is talking about but that you are pissed off that she does not trust you.

I have done all of these and they have all worked for me. Fun times!!

And you are single I take it?

 

[Compost]

1. Tell her that you are getting really concerned about her health, and suggest that the two of you start walking. By doing this you are telling her that she is fat, but you cannot get in trouble for it because you said it in terms of concern for her well-being.

2. When you are dead in the middle of some hardcore banging (like doing doggy) just get up and leave the room. Start watching Tv or something, then when she comes to check on you tell her that you were just tired and that it has nothing to do with her. Let her stew on that for awhile.

3. Abruptly change your routine and practices. Women have a need for a certain level of emotional security. Change cologne, change your hairstyle, start dressing differently, but always maintain that you don't have a clue what she is talking about when she brings up the sudden changes. Just smile, give her a peck on the cheek, and walk away humming a tune by The Cure. Her mind will explode.

4. If your woman snoops, the plant some disturbing stuff where she snoops. For example, if she goes through your email then email yourself some gay porn. If she snoops in your wallet, then tear out an article about Sado-Masochistic beastiality and put it in your wallet. She will be so shocked she will probably not bring up the subject with you. Plus, she does not want to admit to being a snoop. If she does ask then just shrug you shoulders and tell her you don't have a clue what she is talking about but that you are pissed off that she does not trust you.

I have done all of these and they have all worked for me. Fun times!!

And you are single I take it?

Single and teen aged, apparently.

 

[irosie91]

probably unmarried and in jail

 

[Sunni Man]

 

[irosie91]

cold

 

[Rob37]

1. Tell her that you are getting really concerned about her health, and suggest that the two of you start walking. By doing this you are telling her that she is fat, but you cannot get in trouble for it because you said it in terms of concern for her well-being.

2. When you are dead in the middle of some hardcore banging (like doing doggy) just get up and leave the room. Start watching Tv or something, then when she comes to check on you tell her that you were just tired and that it has nothing to do with her. Let her stew on that for awhile.

3. Abruptly change your routine and practices. Women have a need for a certain level of emotional security. Change cologne, change your hairstyle, start dressing differently, but always maintain that you don't have a clue what she is talking about when she brings up the sudden changes. Just smile, give her a peck on the cheek, and walk away humming a tune by The Cure. Her mind will explode.

4. If your woman snoops, the plant some disturbing stuff where she snoops. For example, if she goes through your email then email yourself some gay porn. If she snoops in your wallet, then tear out an article about Sado-Masochistic beastiality and put it in your wallet. She will be so shocked she will probably not bring up the subject with you. Plus, she does not want to admit to being a snoop. If she does ask then just shrug you shoulders and tell her you don't have a clue what she is talking about but that you are pissed off that she does not trust you.

I have done all of these and they have all worked for me. Fun times!!

And you are single I take it?

Single and teen aged, apparently.

Single and divorced, sweetheart.

 

[Compost]

1. Tell her that you are getting really concerned about her health, and suggest that the two of you start walking. By doing this you are telling her that she is fat, but you cannot get in trouble for it because you said it in terms of concern for her well-being.

2. When you are dead in the middle of some hardcore banging (like doing doggy) just get up and leave the room. Start watching Tv or something, then when she comes to check on you tell her that you were just tired and that it has nothing to do with her. Let her stew on that for awhile.

3. Abruptly change your routine and practices. Women have a need for a certain level of emotional security. Change cologne, change your hairstyle, start dressing differently, but always maintain that you don't have a clue what she is talking about when she brings up the sudden changes. Just smile, give her a peck on the cheek, and walk away humming a tune by The Cure. Her mind will explode.

4. If your woman snoops, the plant some disturbing stuff where she snoops. For example, if she goes through your email then email yourself some gay porn. If she snoops in your wallet, then tear out an article about Sado-Masochistic beastiality and put it in your wallet. She will be so shocked she will probably not bring up the subject with you. Plus, she does not want to admit to being a snoop. If she does ask then just shrug you shoulders and tell her you don't have a clue what she is talking about but that you are pissed off that she does not trust you.

I have done all of these and they have all worked for me. Fun times!!

And you are single I take it?

Single and teen aged, apparently.

Single and divorced, sweetheart.

Good for her, buttercup.

 

[Rob37]

I kind of did the credit card thing with an ex wife. Early on in the marriage she had herself put on my credit card account as an authorized user, without my approval or knowledge. So the next day I called the credit card people and had her removed. I think it hurt her feelings, but who cares? She overstepped her bounds. Turns out I was right to do it.

 

[Auld Phart]

1. Tell her that you are getting really concerned about her health, and suggest that the two of you start walking. By doing this you are telling her that she is fat, but you cannot get in trouble for it because you said it in terms of concern for her well-being.

2. When you are dead in the middle of some hardcore banging (like doing doggy) just get up and leave the room. Start watching Tv or something, then when she comes to check on you tell her that you were just tired and that it has nothing to do with her. Let her stew on that for awhile.

3. Abruptly change your routine and practices. Women have a need for a certain level of emotional security. Change cologne, change your hairstyle, start dressing differently, but always maintain that you don't have a clue what she is talking about when she brings up the sudden changes. Just smile, give her a peck on the cheek, and walk away humming a tune by The Cure. Her mind will explode.

4. If your woman snoops, the plant some disturbing stuff where she snoops. For example, if she goes through your email then email yourself some gay porn. If she snoops in your wallet, then tear out an article about Sado-Masochistic beastiality and put it in your wallet. She will be so shocked she will probably not bring up the subject with you. Plus, she does not want to admit to being a snoop. If she does ask then just shrug you shoulders and tell her you don't have a clue what she is talking about but that you are pissed off that she does not trust you.

I have done all of these and they have all worked for me. Fun times!!

And you are single I take it?

Single and teen aged, apparently.

Single and divorced, sweetheart.

then you DID marry a smart woman?

Or did she smarten up after she married you?

 

[Rob37]

1. Tell her that you are getting really concerned about her health, and suggest that the two of you start walking. By doing this you are telling her that she is fat, but you cannot get in trouble for it because you said it in terms of concern for her well-being.

2. When you are dead in the middle of some hardcore banging (like doing doggy) just get up and leave the room. Start watching Tv or something, then when she comes to check on you tell her that you were just tired and that it has nothing to do with her. Let her stew on that for awhile.

3. Abruptly change your routine and practices. Women have a need for a certain level of emotional security. Change cologne, change your hairstyle, start dressing differently, but always maintain that you don't have a clue what she is talking about when she brings up the sudden changes. Just smile, give her a peck on the cheek, and walk away humming a tune by The Cure. Her mind will explode.

4. If your woman snoops, the plant some disturbing stuff where she snoops. For example, if she goes through your email then email yourself some gay porn. If she snoops in your wallet, then tear out an article about Sado-Masochistic beastiality and put it in your wallet. She will be so shocked she will probably not bring up the subject with you. Plus, she does not want to admit to being a snoop. If she does ask then just shrug you shoulders and tell her you don't have a clue what she is talking about but that you are pissed off that she does not trust you.

I have done all of these and they have all worked for me. Fun times!!

And you are single I take it?

Single and teen aged, apparently.

Single and divorced, sweetheart.

Good for her, buttercup.

LOL! You'd be lucky to get a guy like me who was interested in you, Honey.

 

[Compost]

1. Tell her that you are getting really concerned about her health, and suggest that the two of you start walking. By doing this you are telling her that she is fat, but you cannot get in trouble for it because you said it in terms of concern for her well-being.

2. When you are dead in the middle of some hardcore banging (like doing doggy) just get up and leave the room. Start watching Tv or something, then when she comes to check on you tell her that you were just tired and that it has nothing to do with her. Let her stew on that for awhile.

3. Abruptly change your routine and practices. Women have a need for a certain level of emotional security. Change cologne, change your hairstyle, start dressing differently, but always maintain that you don't have a clue what she is talking about when she brings up the sudden changes. Just smile, give her a peck on the cheek, and walk away humming a tune by The Cure. Her mind will explode.

4. If your woman snoops, the plant some disturbing stuff where she snoops. For example, if she goes through your email then email yourself some gay porn. If she snoops in your wallet, then tear out an article about Sado-Masochistic beastiality and put it in your wallet. She will be so shocked she will probably not bring up the subject with you. Plus, she does not want to admit to being a snoop. If she does ask then just shrug you shoulders and tell her you don't have a clue what she is talking about but that you are pissed off that she does not trust you.

I have done all of these and they have all worked for me. Fun times!!

And you are single I take it?

Single and teen aged, apparently.

Single and divorced, sweetheart.

Good for her, buttercup.

LOL! You'd be lucky to get a guy like me who was interested in you, Honey.

No, little boy. A man is interested in me. That's why we are still happily married.

 

[Rob37]

And you are single I take it?

Single and teen aged, apparently.

Single and divorced, sweetheart.

Good for her, buttercup.

LOL! You'd be lucky to get a guy like me who was interested in you, Honey.

No, little boy. A man is interested in me. That's why we are still happily married.

Typical retort, and utter nonsense.

 

[Compost]

Single and teen aged, apparently.

Single and divorced, sweetheart.

Good for her, buttercup.

LOL! You'd be lucky to get a guy like me who was interested in you, Honey.

No, little boy. A man is interested in me. That's why we are still happily married.

Typical retort, and utter nonsense.

Puerile and cliche'. Yawn.

 

[Rob37]

Single and divorced, sweetheart.

Good for her, buttercup.

LOL! You'd be lucky to get a guy like me who was interested in you, Honey.

No, little boy. A man is interested in me. That's why we are still happily married.

Typical retort, and utter nonsense.

Puerile and cliche'. Yawn.

Look, honey, I probably would not give you any anyway!

 

[Auld Phart]

Single and divorced, sweetheart.

Good for her, buttercup.

LOL! You'd be lucky to get a guy like me who was interested in you, Honey.

No, little boy. A man is interested in me. That's why we are still happily married.

Typical retort, and utter nonsense.

Puerile and cliche'. Yawn.

Compost...

any time that Rob spends in the same room as a woman is punishment for her.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

1. Tell her that you are getting really concerned about her health, and suggest that the two of you start walking. By doing this you are telling her that she is fat, but you cannot get in trouble for it because you said it in terms of concern for her well-being.

2. When you are dead in the middle of some hardcore banging (like doing doggy) just get up and leave the room. Start watching Tv or something, then when she comes to check on you tell her that you were just tired and that it has nothing to do with her. Let her stew on that for awhile.

3. Abruptly change your routine and practices. Women have a need for a certain level of emotional security. Change cologne, change your hairstyle, start dressing differently, but always maintain that you don't have a clue what she is talking about when she brings up the sudden changes. Just smile, give her a peck on the cheek, and walk away humming a tune by The Cure. Her mind will explode.

4. If your woman snoops, the plant some disturbing stuff where she snoops. For example, if she goes through your email then email yourself some gay porn. If she snoops in your wallet, then tear out an article about Sado-Masochistic beastiality and put it in your wallet. She will be so shocked she will probably not bring up the subject with you. Plus, she does not want to admit to being a snoop. If she does ask then just shrug you shoulders and tell her you don't have a clue what she is talking about but that you are pissed off that she does not trust you.

I have done all of these and they have all worked for me. Fun times!!

If I got married and my husband did something along the lines of your #4 idea, he would then be looking for himself another residence and person to put up with him because I would be officially done with him. It would be what he gets for deliberately being dishonest by giving me the wrong impression about him.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. If he caught me snooping and wanted me to quit, if I was even that kind of person in the first place, all that he would have to do is ask me to stop and I would...although I would say this to him: "When there is nothing to hide, no one mines."