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You probably should have gone to a professional, who could have used a straight razor. . . . like a man.Wahl electric clippers. I look a little bit like Gumby now. In retrospect, I probably should have at least used a mirror to see what I was doing.Scissors or clippers cut? You need a Master Barber for a scissors cut.I weighed it.
After I cut it off, my head felt about 10 pounds lighter. But in reality the hairball was only a few pounds soaking wet.
My baby daughter is crying. She misses my hair.
It will probably grow back.
When we lived in Cali, James used to go to this old school crabby old shit. His scissors were scary old and scary huge and he got them going at shocking speeds, just like ole Edward.
I went with him once and quickly began to realize I'd be safer if I stuck my head in a crocs jaws. So I skipped merrily out of there and never went back.