"i like turtles" kid resurfaces? Man accused of stealing $30K worth of rare turtles...he stole 18 turtles, only 5 have been recovered

[basquebromance]

Jermaine Wofford, 47 from Florida is accused of stealing 18 rare turtles totaling $30,000, after being called to fix a fridge for Marcus Cantos, breeder and owner of Turtle Source in Estero. Only 5 have been recovered, poor turtles.

Florida man accused of stealing 18 turtles worth $30,000 from breeder while fixing his fridge

The owner of Turtle Source in southwest Florida first knew something was wrong when his office pet Huncy was missing

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[JGalt]

I bet he ate the other 13 turtles.There's 7 kinds of meat on them things.

What are the 7 types of meat in a turtle? - Wikipedikia Encyclopedia ?

 

[Road Runner]

This sounds like somebody brought their elementary school word problem homework paper to life. But yeah, poor turtles.