I look african american

[Mortimer]

I look african american or latin american also very roma brown muscle bound tattoed I need golden earrings

 

[mudwhistle]

I look african american or latin american also very roma brown muscle bound tattoed I need golden earrings

You look like Hamas.

 

[1srelluc]

You look like a fuckin' idiot.

That said....Mortimer....Master of disguise.

 

[BULLDOG]

You need to get a grip and accept yourself for what you are. Quit worrying so much about trying to be somebody else, and be you. You suck at being somebody else.

 

[Resnic]

No. Looks like a douchey white dude with a bunch of trashy tattoos no one will take seriously to me.

And there is no such thing as African American. You're either born in America and American or you're born in Africa and you're African.

African American denotes being black. Elon musk and Charlize Theron are both from Africa so are millions of other white people and Indian descent people.

 

[Rocko]

Mort, is that even you?

 

[Mortimer]

Mort, is that even you?

It is me with different style muscular and tattooed but it is my face

 

[Rocko]

It is me with different style muscular and tattooed but it is my face

So photoshopped?

 

[Mortimer]

So photoshopped?

Created with a app you upload your picture and select a theme like Dating year book or tattoo and it changes your style if you want I can tell you the app and you can do it too

 

[Mortimer]

Screenshot of the app and here it made me a priest

 

[Mortimer]

Mort, is that even you?

Here it is more visible that it is me

 

[DGS49]

My Italian cousin looks like the Poster Boy for Islamist suicide bombers. In the past ten years he has been stopped at airports, in traffic, and in malls, by officials simply trying to be cautious. Fortunately he has a good sense of humor. His first response is, "Hey, Paisano!"