Is the new Sports Illustrated Cover soft core porn?

[Mr.Nick]

Nice, umm, lighting...

The retouching kind of makes her look plastic, but she's definitly a pretty one...

Well, no one is perfect...

 

[hortysir]

Nothing soft here

 

[Liability]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

No, You a Muslim?

A Muslim thinks the display of a nose or an ankle is soft core porn.

 

[Liability]

Nice, umm, lighting...

The retouching kind of makes her look plastic, but she's definitly a pretty one...

My ongoing and in-depth study has revealed significant reason to believe that there MAY indeed have been some photo editing going on.

 

[zzzz]

Nice, umm, lighting...

The retouching kind of makes her look plastic, but she's definitly a pretty one...

My ongoing and in-depth study has revealed significant reason to believe that there MAY indeed have been some photo editing going on.

Maybe above the bikini bottom...or is that a bikini bottom?

 

[Liability]

Nice, umm, lighting...

The retouching kind of makes her look plastic, but she's definitly a pretty one...

My ongoing and in-depth study has revealed significant reason to believe that there MAY indeed have been some photo editing going on.

Maybe above the bikini bottom...or is that a bikini bottom?

Maybe they airbrushed out her pubic hair?

Nah.

I was thinking more that some other images I have seen of her suggest that she is a bit heavier and a bit fuller in the hips. Nothing wrong with that, mind you. But I think the photo on the cover of SI may have been edited.

 

[Provocateur]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

Honestly, I think this is one of their weaker covers.

 

[Liability]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

Honestly, I think this is one of their weaker covers.

That is subjective. I am not sure I agree. Or, maybe I do.

But either way, my real focus has been on that bikini bottom.

Sometimes I HATE bikini bottom.

Sometimes, I kinda like it:

 

[bayoubill]

She has a pretty enough face. And she IS willing to wear practically nothing for the entire world to see.

She can't be ALL bad.

meh... she looks f***in' evil...

I wouldn't dare stick my dick in that mouth... nor would I want to...

Do we need to chip in to get you some glasses?

meh... you need to be lashed to a post... otherwise you're gonna stick your dick into the nearest hole... and get it bitten off...

 

[bayoubill]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

I repeat... scary skank alert... keep your dick in your pants...

 

[Liability]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

I repeat... scary skank alert... keep your dick in your pants...

I was never gonna fuck her.

My wife won't LET me date.

 

[Unkotare]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

meh... unsexy skank... she reminds me of a baby seal that's in serious need of clubbing to death...


eta... I wanna beat the living s*** outta whoever it is over at SI who thinks crap like this cover is a good idea...

Calm down, there must be magazines for homosexuals like yourself. No need to get so angry.

 

[Unkotare]

meh... she looks f***in' evil...

I wouldn't dare stick my dick in that mouth...

Wait.

She looks "evil?"

It appears we have very different definitions of "evil."

she has zombie eyes and Michelle Obama eyebrows...

I wouldn't dare wave my dick anywhere near her mouth...

Yeah, and you wouldn't drive your car into the Sun. That eliminates another super-likely occurance.

 

[Liability]

Wait.

She looks "evil?"

It appears we have very different definitions of "evil."

she has zombie eyes and Michelle Obama eyebrows...

I wouldn't dare wave my dick anywhere near her mouth...

Yeah, and you wouldn't drive your car into the Sun. That eliminates another super-likely occurance.

 

[bayoubill]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

meh... unsexy skank... she reminds me of a baby seal that's in serious need of clubbing to death...


eta... I wanna beat the living s*** outta whoever it is over at SI who thinks crap like this cover is a good idea...

Calm down, there must be magazines for homosexuals like yourself. No need to get so angry.

meh... I like non-android, natural-looking women from the planet Earth... if that makes me gay, then, yeah, I'm gay...

 

[Unkotare]

Don't be ashamed to accept that you are homosexual. Try to keep it to yourself, but don't be ashamed.

 

[bayoubill]

Don't be ashamed to accept that you are homosexual. Try to keep it to yourself, but don't be ashamed.

'k...

 

[Mr.Nick]

Woman have boobies and not a penis - they have a vulva and guys have a penis...

A breast is no different than an arm, leg, foot, hand etc...

Nothing to be ashamed of...

I have nipples too.............

 

[bayoubill]

Don't be ashamed to accept that you are homosexual. Try to keep it to yourself, but don't be ashamed.

thanks for the advice, Unk...

but I'm not drawn to getting hot and sweaty with people who have parts hanging down from their nether regions...

I'd much rather snuggle my face and my private parts up against a furry slot...

 

[Liability]

Woman have boobies and not a penis - they have a vulva and guys have a penis...

A breast is no different than an arm, leg, foot, hand etc...

Nothing to be ashamed of...

Walk around in public with your penis hanging out, and see if the police and the judge agree.

A bare arm will not get you arrested, ladies.

A bare breast may not.

A bare vulva? Chances are you're going to jail.