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Jill Stein, upon taking a recount STEEEEERIKE THREE! in her sleazy bid to steal money from her followers, was thrown into a CIA rendition site by president Barrack Hussein Obama. Making a bad day even worse, it's believed she was physically restrained while her underarms were shaved.
Hillary Clinton upon hearing the news said: "That crazy bitch will get us all hanged". It's believed Clinton was referring to losing her get-out-of-jail-free card after her name was added to Stein's treachery.
Vladimir Putin laughed when he heard of Stein's capture and incarceration: "Еам омнес цоммодо но, импетус фабулас меа еа. Но сит пауло цонсецтетуер, модо сусципиантур еа яуи, яуо ех пондерум перпетуа. Цу хас малорум фабеллас сингулис, путант еирмод аццусам хас но, аудире денияуе еос цу. Еи при цоммуне диссентиет." which translated means: "I don't know wikileaks from Warsaw Willies but that Jill Stein is one scary woman....and that armpit hair.....disgusting!"
When or if Stein will be released before Barrack Hussein is evicted from the White House in January is unknown at this time. News anchors at MSLSD are in shocked disbelief, openly sobbing and inappropriately hugging each other.
Updates when they become available
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