Just Call Me Lord Howey!

[Howey]

I'm royalty! From our family history:

John of Gaunt 1st Duke of Lancaster - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

His daughter:

Philippa of Lancaster - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

 

[Howey]

Huh. Guess I wasn't the first Queen in the family.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Cool.

I don't have the patience to research my own genealogy but other family members have. Fascinating stuff.

My wacko family's past includes a kidnapping, a mass murderer who kept ears in a jar on his kitchen shelf, horse thieves and a man who used wolves to herd sheep.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Hey Howey

I'm not sure how the peerage works but you could probably buy a title.

 

[Sunni Man]

Huh. Guess I wasn't the first Queen in the family.

Your family history proves that fudge packing is a choice and not genetic.

Otherwise you wouldn't be alive today. .......

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I think howey entered some bad data.
Actually he comes from a long line of sword swallowing court jesters.