Kristi Noem-"I killed a dog." RFK Jr - "I ate a dog."

[Crepitus]

J.D. Vance-"Hold my beer: There was a dog on the couch".

 

[marvin martian]

J.D. Vance-"Hold my beer: There was a dog on the couch".

Obama ate dogs, too. Remember?

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Obama ate dogs, too. Remember?

Philopino's eat dogs....

 

[Crepitus]

Obama ate dogs, too. Remember?

But he never fucked a couch.

 

[BackAgain]

Hot dog.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

But he never fucked a couch.

He had sex with a couch?

 

[Crepitus]

He had sex with a couch?

According to JD, yes.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

According to JD, yes.

I mean I have heard of having sex with a cantaloupe, but a couch?

 

[Crepitus]

I mean I have heard of having sex with a cantaloupe, but a couch?

Talk to JD. I got no idea.

And I will never look at melons the same again.

 

[Crepitus]

If JD moves to a new neighborhood does he have to register as a "sectional offender"?