Last post wins!

[Blossom]

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Gobble, gobble, it's closer to Turkey Time!

And I've got the biggest turkey.

 

[Blossom]

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Oh, NO!!!!!!

I think Blossom actually won!

No, wait. I was mistaken.

That was ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blossom]

 

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[BackAgain]

I appreciate you all vying so hard for second place. It will allow me to stand high on the podium next to a runner up.

 

[HeyNorm]

Hey Look. I WIN!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Nice try, HeyNorm but I was born for greatness, even if it is just winning this thread.

 

[HeyNorm]

Oh look, I WIN AGAIN!

This is wayyyyyyy to easy.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

We had a poll in my neighborhood and everybody agrees that I win!

 

[HeyNorm]

We had a poll in my neighborhood and everybody agrees that I win!

The Judge agreed with me that a recount was in order. It just came back, and I WIN IN A LANDSLIDE!

 

[BackAgain]

Nice try, HeyNorm but I was born for greatness, even if it is just winning this thread.

Second place would be a great accomplishment for you. You’ll be proud as I peer down at you from the winner’s podium. It’s just a bit more elevated. Rarified air so to speak.

 

[HeyNorm]

Second place would be a great accomplishment for you. You’ll be proud as I peer down at you from the winner’s podium. It’s just a bit more elevated. Rarified air so to speak.

I agree. I’ll thank you both in my acceptance speech.

 

[BackAgain]

I agree. I’ll thank you both in my acceptance speech.

You don’t usually have to give a speech for coming in 3rd.

 

[HeyNorm]

You don’t usually have to give a speech for coming in 3rd.

You know, if we all just quit this insanity, we could declare me the winner and everyone leave as friends.

Sounds like the right thing to do.

 

[BackAgain]

You know, if we all just quit this insanity, we could declare me the winner and everyone leave as friends.

Sounds like the right thing to do.

Or — and follow along closely — you folks can all vye for silver and so forth. I’ll keep the gold medal.

Obviously!

 

[HeyNorm]

Or — and follow along closely — you folks can all vye for silver and so forth. I’ll keep the gold medal.

Obviously!

Sounds great.

Thread is closed to any further posts!

 

[BackAgain]

Sounds great.

Thread is closed to any further posts!

Except, of course, for my final (winning) post. Thank me.

 

[HeyNorm]

Except, of course, for my final (winning) post. Thank me.

Alright, you caught me