Latest gillette ad features dad teaching transgender son to shave for the first time

[MindWars]

Latest Gillette Ad Features Dad Teaching Transgender Son To Shave For The First Time
Months after releasing an ad shaming all men for being 'toxic' pigs (while curiously cutting out a scene from the original ad featuring a booty-grabbing fake rap video), Gillette wants female-to-male trans individuals to know that once those hormones kick in, they've got your shaving needs covered.


whenn your dumbasses in society LOL..... bye Gillete those stock will tank now bahahh
And the iditos can't figure out how INDOCTRINATION takes place over the population.

 

[elongobardi]

They’re going to loose business in a big way.


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[fncceo]

Shave where?

 

[Moonglow]

Shave where?

At the bathroom sink.

 

[BULLDOG]

NEW YORK – In response to Gillette’s powerful advertisement about toxic masculinity, Schick has unveiled a misogynistic razor for those angry and bitter men who feel betrayed.

“This product is 400% more likely to slice your face open than a regular razor, but you can take it because you’re not a pussy,” explained the three minute Schick Alpha Male Razor commercial. “It’s a razor for a man who refuses to be told what to do by a woman, whether she’s running for president or a doctor trying to stitch up his bleeding face.”

Special “gay-preventing grips” along the shaft are specially designed to reduce the razor from being dropped in the shower. The hyper-masculine shaving product is four times larger than a typical blade “so no one will fuck with it,” says the ad.

Instructions on the back of the packaging spell out a cruel and humiliating self-hazing ritual that must be completed before using the Alpha Male Razor.

“The blade only works on men with real jobs since women wouldn’t know how it works.”

To top it all off, the blade comes with a built-in speaker which plays Jordan Peterson reading from his books to smoothly affirm pre-existing prejudices.

In related news, a special hotline has been set up by Piers Morgan to help all of the men who feel that they were oppressed by Gillette’s commercial.

 

[fncceo]

Shave where?

At the bathroom sink.

Sounds pretty traditional to me.

 

[fncceo]

NEW YORK – In response to Gillette’s powerful advertisement about toxic masculinity, Schick has unveiled a misogynistic razor for those angry and bitter men who feel betrayed.

“This product is 400% more likely to slice your face open than a regular razor, but you can take it because you’re not a pussy,” explained the three minute Schick Alpha Male Razor commercial. “It’s a razor for a man who refuses to be told what to do by a woman, whether she’s running for president or a doctor trying to stitch up his bleeding face.”

Special “gay-preventing grips” along the shaft are specially designed to reduce the razor from being dropped in the shower. The hyper-masculine shaving product is four times larger than a typical blade “so no one will fuck with it,” says the ad.

Instructions on the back of the packaging spell out a cruel and humiliating self-hazing ritual that must be completed before using the Alpha Male Razor.

“The blade only works on men with real jobs since women wouldn’t know how it works.”

To top it all off, the blade comes with a built-in speaker which plays Jordan Peterson reading from his books to smoothly affirm pre-existing prejudices.

In related news, a special hotline has been set up by Piers Morgan to help all of the men who feel that they were oppressed by Gillette’s commercial.

And you guys told me only liberals have a sense of humor.

 

[skye]

Sad

Gillette has gone over to the Satanist side.

Oh well....

 

[Dekster]

That kid has one nappy doo.

 

[Ame®icano]

Latest Gillette Ad Features Dad Teaching Transgender Son To Shave For The First Time
Months after releasing an ad shaming all men for being 'toxic' pigs (while curiously cutting out a scene from the original ad featuring a booty-grabbing fake rap video), Gillette wants female-to-male trans individuals to know that once those hormones kick in, they've got your shaving needs covered.


whenn your dumbasses in society LOL..... bye Gillete those stock will tank now bahahh
And the iditos can't figure out how INDOCTRINATION takes place over the population.

"son"

 

[Hossfly]

Latest Gillette Ad Features Dad Teaching Transgender Son To Shave For The First Time
Months after releasing an ad shaming all men for being 'toxic' pigs (while curiously cutting out a scene from the original ad featuring a booty-grabbing fake rap video), Gillette wants female-to-male trans individuals to know that once those hormones kick in, they've got your shaving needs covered.


whenn your dumbasses in society LOL..... bye Gillete those stock will tank now bahahh
And the iditos can't figure out how INDOCTRINATION takes place over the population.

That intense, tender, lovely story would make a buzzard puke.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

They’re going to loose business in a big way.

Amen to this, especially if the goal is to look like a guy, what's the point in shaving anything then? Going from a girl to a guy only means no more shaving your legs and arm pits.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[elongobardi]

NEW YORK – In response to Gillette’s powerful advertisement about toxic masculinity, Schick has unveiled a misogynistic razor for those angry and bitter men who feel betrayed.

“This product is 400% more likely to slice your face open than a regular razor, but you can take it because you’re not a pussy,” explained the three minute Schick Alpha Male Razor commercial. “It’s a razor for a man who refuses to be told what to do by a woman, whether she’s running for president or a doctor trying to stitch up his bleeding face.”

Special “gay-preventing grips” along the shaft are specially designed to reduce the razor from being dropped in the shower. The hyper-masculine shaving product is four times larger than a typical blade “so no one will fuck with it,” says the ad.

Instructions on the back of the packaging spell out a cruel and humiliating self-hazing ritual that must be completed before using the Alpha Male Razor.

“The blade only works on men with real jobs since women wouldn’t know how it works.”

To top it all off, the blade comes with a built-in speaker which plays Jordan Peterson reading from his books to smoothly affirm pre-existing prejudices.

In related news, a special hotline has been set up by Piers Morgan to help all of the men who feel that they were oppressed by Gillette’s commercial.

I’ll send you some in the mail. Hopefully they work like you say they do. Asshole


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[MaryL]

Men can get pregnant, at least that's what the queer left says. There is like 63 genders now. I am like, WOW! When the last giraffe or rhino at the zoo gets pregnant, its always female. Not a zisgendered whatzit. And when you adopt a pet from the shelter? Is it a boy or a girl? Need you ask? Because gender is binary not a construct.Liberalism on the other hand is a total prefabricated ideal as is their confabulated ideal of sex.

 

[DustyInfinity]

My son just told me that Rowling is going to gay up Harry Potter. That is like Lucas messing with Star Wars.

 

[MaryL]

When I read this pro gay pro illegal alien pro Muslim shit? It makes me want to actually put MORE money on this board to oppose it. I have done it before, I will do it again. I can't vote to stop illegal immigration . Or this preposterous gay marriage THING,Muslim collaborators/terrorists but here we are , we can actually say things that we believe and not get persecuted for.

 

[theHawk]

Latest Gillette Ad Features Dad Teaching Transgender Son To Shave For The First Time
Months after releasing an ad shaming all men for being 'toxic' pigs (while curiously cutting out a scene from the original ad featuring a booty-grabbing fake rap video), Gillette wants female-to-male trans individuals to know that once those hormones kick in, they've got your shaving needs covered.


whenn your dumbasses in society LOL..... bye Gillete those stock will tank now bahahh
And the iditos can't figure out how INDOCTRINATION takes place over the population.

Is this a joke?

What would possess a company to cater to 0.01% of the population while disgusting the rest?

 

[fncceo]

Latest Gillette Ad Features Dad Teaching Transgender Son To Shave For The First Time
Months after releasing an ad shaming all men for being 'toxic' pigs (while curiously cutting out a scene from the original ad featuring a booty-grabbing fake rap video), Gillette wants female-to-male trans individuals to know that once those hormones kick in, they've got your shaving needs covered.


whenn your dumbasses in society LOL..... bye Gillete those stock will tank now bahahh
And the iditos can't figure out how INDOCTRINATION takes place over the population.

Is this a joke?

What would possess a company to cater to 0.01% of the population while disgusting the rest?

Of course it's a joke. Funny commercials sell more products than serious ones.

 

[Penelope]

If your son is already asking about shaving it's time to think about how you'll prepare him for the milestone. Shaving is a big deal to many boys and they look forward to it, even if they have to wait a while for puberty to catch up with them. Most boys won't develop facial hair until they're well into puberty (generally around age 14 or so), while others may need to begin shaving in the later tween years. Either way, arm yourself with a few handy shaving tips to help your child learn to do it the right way, and so that he knows how to shave safely while practicing good hygiene.

How Your Tween Son Can Learn to Shave Safely
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All boys transition to where they need to shave.

 

[JoeB131]

Sad

Gillette has gone over to the Satanist side.

Oh well....

The sad thing is, it's the 21st century, and there are still rubes who think Satan is a thing.