Lower Abdominal Cramping

[Road Runner]

female stuff?

Nope! I knew somebody was going to ask me that eventually but that's in another week.

 

[Road Runner]

Theodoric of York: Well, I’ll do everything humanly possible. Unfortunately, we barbers aren’t gods. You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why, just fifty years ago, they thought a disease like your daughter’s was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know that Isabelle is suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in her stomach.

I don't really see the humor in anything else but what you quoted LOL but George of The Jungle narrator, Peter Venkman, and the Pink Panther guy all together?

 

[Leo123]

A little over two weeks ago I had something like that. Just got out of the hospital wearing a colostomy bag. Chemo starts in two weeks.

Diverticulitis?

 

[skye]

Well, you should be safe then. They only fuck people in the ass....

I'm laughing so much here...

 

[Darkwind]

I'm laughing so much here...

 

[Mr Natural]

Maybe if you weren't such a republican tight-ass. . .

 

[Road Runner]

Maybe if you weren't such a republican tight-ass. . .

OhPleaseJustQuit, looks like somebody's triggered and scared to death about the upcoming midterms. I can hear him shaking and throwing things up against the wall from here. Ah well, tis the season for fear anyways.