Name 5 things about yourself that might surprise others here.

[Ringel05]

I'm really not Captain Jack Sparrow.
I'm really not Johnny Depp
I'm human..... or so I've been told
Most of my "jokes" are barbed
I'm a narcissist..... but then again who isn't.......

 

[Pop23]

1 . Might as well face it I'm addicted to love
2. I write the songs, but they never write back
3. I have a diverse bunch in my multiple personalities, so much so I once got myself pregnant.
4. I always carry a litter bag in my car. It's handy because if it gets full it's easy to toss out the window.
5. I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink Dos XXX

Stay thirsty my friends.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

1 . Might as well face it I'm addicted to love
2. I write the songs, but they never write back
3. I have a diverse bunch in my multiple personalities, so much so I once got myself pregnant.
4. I always carry a litter bag in my car. It's handy because if it gets full it's easy to toss out the window.
5. I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink Dos XXX

Stay thirsty my friends.

At to #3. Pops was once told to fuck himself, it appears, and took it literally.

The good news is: mother and child are doing well.

 

[tinydancer]

Oh cripes no fair. I think you already know I'm an asshole.

Okay okay okay....

I love opera I know, rock/country bitch from hades, but I really do love opera.

Fish and chips the real deal There was this place up on Davisville true Brit fish and chips.

Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Oh cripes no fair. I think you already know I'm an asshole.

Okay okay okay....

I love opera I know, rock/country bitch from hades, but I really do love opera.

Fish and chips the real deal There was this place up on Davisville true Brit fish and chips.

Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....

Freddy Mercury?

He was gay. And he's dead.

Well, ok. Some say he was bi.

But he's still dead.

 

[Pop23]

Oh cripes no fair. I think you already know I'm an asshole.

Okay okay okay....

I love opera I know, rock/country bitch from hades, but I really do love opera.

Fish and chips the real deal There was this place up on Davisville true Brit fish and chips.

Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....

Freddy Mercury?

He was gay. And he's dead.

Well, ok. Some say he was bi.

But he's still dead.

I used to have a lot of respect for tiny dancer. Thought she was fine upstanding young lady. I don't give a crap about Freddy Murcury. BUT OPERA, holy crap, what is going through your head!

HE may forgive you for lustful thoughts, BUT holy crap - OPERA!

Repent TD, Repent NOW

Just joking (opera?)

 

[tinydancer]

Oh cripes no fair. I think you already know I'm an asshole.

Okay okay okay....

I love opera I know, rock/country bitch from hades, but I really do love opera.

Fish and chips the real deal There was this place up on Davisville true Brit fish and chips.

Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....

Freddy Mercury?

He was gay. And he's dead.

Well, ok. Some say he was bi.

But he's still dead.

I used to have a lot of respect for tiny dancer. Thought she was fine upstanding young lady. I don't give a crap about Freddy Murcury. BUT OPERA, holy crap, what is going through your head!

HE may forgive you for lustful thoughts, BUT holy crap - OPERA!

Repent TD, Repent NOW

Just joking (opera?)

Only in a bubble bath surrounded by candles. Say no more

And Freddie was bi............

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Freddy Mercury?

He was gay. And he's dead.

Well, ok. Some say he was bi.

But he's still dead.

I used to have a lot of respect for tiny dancer. Thought she was fine upstanding young lady. I don't give a crap about Freddy Murcury. BUT OPERA, holy crap, what is going through your head!

HE may forgive you for lustful thoughts, BUT holy crap - OPERA!

Repent TD, Repent NOW

Just joking (opera?)

Only in a bubble bath surrounded by candles. Say no more

And Freddie was bi............

Freddie was GAY and only pretended to be bi.

It was like his beard.



But ...

he ...

is ...

still ...

dead.

 

[hjmick]

Freddy Mercury?

He was gay. And he's dead.

Well, ok. Some say he was bi.

But he's still dead.

I used to have a lot of respect for tiny dancer. Thought she was fine upstanding young lady. I don't give a crap about Freddy Murcury. BUT OPERA, holy crap, what is going through your head!

HE may forgive you for lustful thoughts, BUT holy crap - OPERA!

Repent TD, Repent NOW

Just joking (opera?)

Only in a bubble bath surrounded by candles. Say no more

And Freddie was bi............

If by "bi" you mean he would have sex with both gay and straight men, then yeah, he was "bi..."

 

[Pop23]

I used to have a lot of respect for tiny dancer. Thought she was fine upstanding young lady. I don't give a crap about Freddy Murcury. BUT OPERA, holy crap, what is going through your head!

HE may forgive you for lustful thoughts, BUT holy crap - OPERA!

Repent TD, Repent NOW

Just joking (opera?)

Only in a bubble bath surrounded by candles. Say no more

And Freddie was bi............

If by "bi" you mean he would have sex with both gay and straight men, then yeah, he was "bi..."

Just woke from my nap, had a nightmare

Freddy Mecury was in a bathtub, filled with fish and chips, surrounded by candles singing Opera.

9 of my 12 personalities threw up in my mouth....

 

[Uncensored2008]

Don't forget "Whateva"

She-it....

 

[Uncensored2008]

Oh cripes no fair. I think you already know I'm an asshole.

Okay okay okay....

I love opera I know, rock/country bitch from hades, but I really do love opera.

Fish and chips the real deal There was this place up on Davisville true Brit fish and chips.

Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....

As long as he's been dead, ain't much left of him.

I'm just saying..

Standard Disclaimer: Can you get AIDS from a corpse? I'd be careful....

 

[Jarlaxle]

1. I love all animals. Even the ones I eat.
2. I'm socially very shy and quiet until the alcohol arrives
3. I play the piano better than Mozart
4. I have a published children's book about hair
5. I am inappropriately funny, example, I got kicked out of a wake. Well the alcohol had arrived.

Clearly not a traditional Irish wake, then?

Can you play the bridge to Billy Joel's Scenes From An Italian Restaurant? If not...keep practicing! (One hand plays rhythm, the other the melody...and Billy does NOT fake that!)

 

[tinydancer]

Only in a bubble bath surrounded by candles. Say no more

And Freddie was bi............

If by "bi" you mean he would have sex with both gay and straight men, then yeah, he was "bi..."

Just woke from my nap, had a nightmare

Freddy Mecury was in a bathtub, filled with fish and chips, surrounded by candles singing Opera.

9 of my 12 personalities threw up in my mouth....

I never knew you were Sybil? Holy toledo. You never gave that up to me....

 

[Pop23]

If by "bi" you mean he would have sex with both gay and straight men, then yeah, he was "bi..."

Just woke from my nap, had a nightmare

Freddy Mecury was in a bathtub, filled with fish and chips, surrounded by candles singing Opera.

9 of my 12 personalities threw up in my mouth....

I never knew you were Sybil? Holy toledo. You never gave that up to me....

Yes I did

No you didn't

Thanks TD, they will be going at it all night!

How will the baby get to sleep!

 

[tinydancer]

1. I love all animals. Even the ones I eat.
2. I'm socially very shy and quiet until the alcohol arrives
3. I play the piano better than Mozart
4. I have a published children's book about hair
5. I am inappropriately funny, example, I got kicked out of a wake. Well the alcohol had arrived.

Clearly not a traditional Irish wake, then?

Can you play the bridge to Billy Joel's Scenes From An Italian Restaurant? If not...keep practicing! (One hand plays rhythm, the other the melody...and Billy does NOT fake that!)

A good Irish wake involves....

Danny Boy; holding on to one another and crying; this makes the wake.

 

[Sunshine]

I used to belly dance.
I have several outfits.
I bought a new one in Egypt.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

6. I can levitate.
7. I occasionally fly without mechanical devices.
8. I have no belly button. Never did.
9. I am vastly older than I look -- or behave.
10. I reveal truths in small dosages so that poor liberals don't get too overwhelmed too often.

 

[Jarlaxle]

I used to belly dance.
I have several outfits.
I bought a new one in Egypt.

If I ask for pictures, will you throw something at me?

If I ask my wife to take lessons, do you think she will throw something at me?

 

[hjmick]

I used to belly dance.
I have several outfits.
I bought a new one in Egypt.

ME ToO!