Name 5 things about yourself that might surprise others here.

[Billo_Really]

1. I have a conservative side
2. I'm the most non-partisan poster at this website
3. I once saw Olivia Newton John in concert
4. I was a republican for 20 years
5. I start too many sentences with "I"

 

[Mr. H.]

I was a victim of marital abuse for 13 (count 'em, thirteen) years.
Had a torrid 2 year affair with my high school love
Divorced bitch in line one above
Married bitch in line 2 above
Sorry, but no regrets

 

[April]

Oh dang, I went there.

Dammit man!

 

[earlycuyler]

They're to.

 

[Pop23]

- I was abducted by aliens
- my three kids are a result of those abductions
- my pet peeve is when peeps use 'then' for 'than' and 'than' for 'then'
- I cruise google images for gore and gore sites
- I love the smell of damp earth after a light rain

Maybe I can help here.

Did the Aliens look like Al Gore, and you cruise google looking for Al?

Then/than, I could be full of shit too.

 

[April]

- I was abducted by aliens
- my three kids are a result of those abductions
- my pet peeve is when peeps use 'then' for 'than' and 'than' for 'then'
- I cruise google images for gore and gore sites
- I love the smell of damp earth after a light rain

Maybe I can help here.

Did the Aliens look like Al Gore, and you cruise google looking for Al?

Then/than, I could be full of shit too.

Well, come to think of it, the aliens did sort of resemble Manbearpig...

 

[hortysir]

- I was abducted by aliens
- my three kids are a result of those abductions
- my pet peeve is when peeps use 'then' for 'than' and 'than' for 'then'
- I cruise google images for gore and gore sites
- I love the smell of damp earth after a light rain

I hate when people say that's a good IDEAL

 

[April]

- I was abducted by aliens
- my three kids are a result of those abductions
- my pet peeve is when peeps use 'then' for 'than' and 'than' for 'then'
- I cruise google images for gore and gore sites
- I love the smell of damp earth after a light rain

I hate when people say that's a good IDEAL

Yeah..that and IDEAR..

 

[Gracie]

Pet peeves:

I seen.
I axed you a question.
Poh-leese.
crotched instead of crochet.
bidded instead of bid.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

"for all intensive purposes"

 

[Gracie]

Sorry Angels...but "peeps" makes me cringe.

lol

 

[April]

Sorry Angels...but "peeps" makes me cringe.

lol

I'm sorry...I'll keep that in mind..

 

[Pop23]

Sorry Angels...but "peeps" makes me cringe.

lol

Don't forget "Whateva"

 

[The Professor]

1. I once freed some kittens from the pet store. They looked sad in their cages so I let them out. (The pet store was not amused)
2. I was a lifelong nail biter but quit cold turkey two years ago. I have lovely long nails now.
3. I've never eaten Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell, or Sonic food.
4. I bake most everything from scratch and am damn good at it.
5. I once didn't get a job because I have lousy handwriting.
6. I can't swim.
7. I totally suck at math.

I counted 5, so we both suck at math.

 

[The Professor]

1. I watch Soap Operas
2. I've hitch-hiked across the entire southeast
3. I'm a chocoholic
4. I've bought, sold, and used every illicit drug you can name with the exception of heroin
5. I lost my virginity to a hooker in Germany

I lost mine to an Algerian hooker in Bordeaux, France

Damn! Small world. I lost mine to a French hooker in Algiers. (in 1834, while I was on a Congressional junket)

I didn't lose mine; I gave the damn thing away. Didn't miss it at all.

 

[Wicked Jester]

Sorry Angels...but "peeps" makes me cringe.

lol

Don't forget "Whateva"

"Talk to the hand"

 

[Wicked Jester]

Sorry Angels...but "peeps" makes me cringe.

lol

Shoulds we calls da' ambalanse fo' ya's?

 

[Wicked Jester]

"for all intensive purposes"

"it's a slippery slope"

 

[Mr. H.]

I'm the middle child in a family of 7 kids.
And the only left-hander.
I was the peacekeeper.

 

[hjmick]

"for all intensive purposes"

Yeah, I'm right there with you...


PEOPLE! It's "for all intents and purposes..."