Newly Discovered Documents Shed Light On Nation's Creepy Founding Uncles | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
I wonder how these guys will get written into the history textbooks![eusa_think :eusa_think: :eusa_think:](/styles/smilies/eusa_think.gif)
PHILADELPHIAIn what is being hailed as the most significant historical discovery in recent memory, workers renovating Independence Hall last month unearthed a vast trove of documents penned by the nation's Founding Uncles, a group of off-putting, largely disreputable, but nonetheless influential relatives of America's early heroes.
I wonder how these guys will get written into the history textbooks
![eusa_think :eusa_think: :eusa_think:](/styles/smilies/eusa_think.gif)