Obama jokes about crack in pies

[LadyGunSlinger]

Well no actually thats not true. That's an invention of yours on several levels.
The video of Bush was hysterical. Notice he could joke about himself and never feel demeaned. Obama can only joke at other people's expense.

the joke was about himself......seriously how fucking retarded are you people?

Obama joking the pastry chef put crack in the pie crust was about himself?
You're not very bright, are you?

The rats are scurrying to cover for their messiah.. sit back and enjoy the spectacle. lol

 

[Sarah G]

Rules of comedy? What are you talking about? I don't give a rats butt about rules of comedy. Heck, there should be no rules of comedy.

I am simply saying it is irresponsible for anyone to make crack cocaine a laughing matter....but for the president? One that children are taught to look up to?

Completely inappropriate and no doubt off of script furnished to him by his writers.

Do you ever watch Last Comic Standing? There are rules of comedy, you just don't pick a victim and have at it. You need to actually be funny if you want to make money.

Also, Rob Ford was a crack addict who was the butt of jokes around here. I'll bet even you laughed at some of that.

I do not joke about things like that.

I lost a family member to drug use. It sucks.

I will ask you...

How would you react if Boehner made a joke about drunk driving?

Don't need to answer. I know your answer. I read your posts. SO to say anything less than "it would sicken me" would be you lying to me. I wont set you up for it.

I posted a Bush joke that was pretty offensive but his humor always made me laugh too so I wouldn't complain about it. You all are simply wrong on this one. Obama has a great sense of humor and he was complimenting the chef in his way.

You're wrong here.

 

[Plasmaball]

Well no actually thats not true. That's an invention of yours on several levels.
The video of Bush was hysterical. Notice he could joke about himself and never feel demeaned. Obama can only joke at other people's expense.

the joke was about himself......seriously how fucking retarded are you people?

Obama joking the pastry chef put crack in the pie crust was about himself?
You're not very bright, are you?

he is saying...omg im explaining this....that the pies are so fucking good that the chef must put crack in them or something because he cant stop eating them.

 

[The Rabbi]

Do you ever watch Last Comic Standing? There are rules of comedy, you just don't pick a victim and have at it. You need to actually be funny if you want to make money.

Also, Rob Ford was a crack addict who was the butt of jokes around here. I'll bet even you laughed at some of that.

I do not joke about things like that.

I lost a family member to drug use. It sucks.

I will ask you...

How would you react if Boehner made a joke about drunk driving?

Don't need to answer. I know your answer. I read your posts. SO to say anything less than "it would sicken me" would be you lying to me. I wont set you up for it.

I posted a Bush joke that was pretty offensive but his humor always made me laugh too so I wouldn't complain about it. You all are simply wrong on this one. Obama has a great sense of humor and he was complimenting the chef in his way.

You're wrong here.

There was absolutely nothing offensive about it. Quit making stuff up.

 

[Plasmaball]

Sometimes I suspect Obama thinks he's really been elected head of the Choom Gang, rather than president of the united states. IT was an appropriate joke, sort of, for the Choom Gang. For the POTUS, not really. And of course he had to pander showing off his gay pastry chef. Who cares?
Michelle was horrified, you can see it. She tried to cover for him.

Again, I can't shake the notion he's on something in the clip.

when you go out in public they make you wear a helmet huh..

You're a dick. Duh.

they keep you on a leash so you dont scare the children huh

 

[The Rabbi]

the joke was about himself......seriously how fucking retarded are you people?

Obama joking the pastry chef put crack in the pie crust was about himself?
You're not very bright, are you?

he is saying...omg im explaining this....that the pies are so fucking good that the chef must put crack in them or something because he cant stop eating them.

I missed the part where he said he cant stop eating them. Please point out where that is.

 

[LadyGunSlinger]

Do you ever watch Last Comic Standing? There are rules of comedy, you just don't pick a victim and have at it. You need to actually be funny if you want to make money.

Also, Rob Ford was a crack addict who was the butt of jokes around here. I'll bet even you laughed at some of that.

I do not joke about things like that.

I lost a family member to drug use. It sucks.

I will ask you...

How would you react if Boehner made a joke about drunk driving?

Don't need to answer. I know your answer. I read your posts. SO to say anything less than "it would sicken me" would be you lying to me. I wont set you up for it.

I posted a Bush joke that was pretty offensive but his humor always made me laugh too so I wouldn't complain about it. You all are simply wrong on this one. Obama has a great sense of humor and he was complimenting the chef in his way.

You're wrong here.

I don't ever recall on Hell's Kitchen Gordon Ramsay complimenting any of the competitors by telling the television audience the risotto was crammed with crack-cocaine. I guess it's a Chicagoland thing, hmm?

 

[Sarah G]

the joke was about himself......seriously how fucking retarded are you people?

Obama joking the pastry chef put crack in the pie crust was about himself?
You're not very bright, are you?

The rats are scurrying to cover for their messiah.. sit back and enjoy the spectacle. lol

And the pigs are still out in mass numbers attacking, attacking, like their life depends on it.

 

[Plasmaball]

then just say it wasnt funny and move on, not some crap about how crack kills.

So you would be fine with it if Boehner told a joke about a drunk driver?

Sure you would.

yes....My favorite comedians are George Carlin and Don Rickles.

nothing jar? Shame....i was going to have proving you wrong

 

[Misty]

There are other cracks that are funny and not a deadly addiction.

then just say it wasnt funny and move on, not some crap about how crack kills.

yeah you are retarded

Zing you got me. Maybe you could lend that joke to Obama.

 

[Plasmaball]

Obama joking the pastry chef put crack in the pie crust was about himself?
You're not very bright, are you?

he is saying...omg im explaining this....that the pies are so fucking good that the chef must put crack in them or something because he cant stop eating them.

I missed the part where he said he cant stop eating them. Please point out where that is.

its implied....felt like trolling when you woke up huh?

 

[Jarhead]

Do you ever watch Last Comic Standing? There are rules of comedy, you just don't pick a victim and have at it. You need to actually be funny if you want to make money.

Also, Rob Ford was a crack addict who was the butt of jokes around here. I'll bet even you laughed at some of that.

I do not joke about things like that.

I lost a family member to drug use. It sucks.

I will ask you...

How would you react if Boehner made a joke about drunk driving?

Don't need to answer. I know your answer. I read your posts. SO to say anything less than "it would sicken me" would be you lying to me. I wont set you up for it.

I posted a Bush joke that was pretty offensive but his humor always made me laugh too so I wouldn't complain about it. You all are simply wrong on this one. Obama has a great sense of humor and he was complimenting the chef in his way.

You're wrong here.

I am wrong here?

You mean ALL should find the same things appropriate and the same things offensive?

And you say the left shows tolerance?

I am wrong to be offended by an off color joke?

Why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free.

How do you stop a black child from jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.

Those offend you? They are not directed to anyone in particular.

 

[R.D.]

Ohh okay, you're not understanding the content then..

Oh snap, that must be it.

Wait, you mad?



Anyway, you get the last word, I'm getting a little bored trying to explain things to you people.

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[LadyGunSlinger]

there are other cracks that are funny and not a deadly addiction.

yeah you are retarded

zing you got me. Maybe you could lend that joke to obama.

lol

 

[Ravi]

First of all what the hell is wrong with this guy? Do you think he just doesn't know how to be president for just doesn't care any more? Michelle apparently knows more about decorum. But secondly they are hosting a group based on their sexual proclivity, what is happening to this country? When is he going to host the heterosexual porn actors guild? If these is such at thing.

While addressing a White House LGBT reception Monday night President Obama joked that the White House pastry chef laces his pies with crack cocaine.

“President Obama: We call Bill "The Crust Master" because his pies... I don't know what he does... whether he puts crack in them... or... (laughter)...

Michelle Obama: No he doesn't. There's no crack in our pies.

President Obama Jokes Around About CRACK COCAINE - YouTube

He was complimenting the chef. What a moron you are.

obama 'acted stoopidly'... again...

Black people aren't allowed to crack jokes.

 

[Plasmaball]

There are other cracks that are funny and not a deadly addiction.

yeah you are retarded

Zing you got me. Maybe you could lend that joke to Obama.

he doesn't need the help. unlike you im not a pussy who cant handle these type of jokes.

 

[The Rabbi]

he is saying...omg im explaining this....that the pies are so fucking good that the chef must put crack in them or something because he cant stop eating them.

I missed the part where he said he cant stop eating them. Please point out where that is.

its implied....felt like trolling when you woke up huh?

No actually it wasnt implied. It wasnt anywhere in there. You simply make up shit to cover your own ignorance and stupidity.

It was a stupid joke. Michelle realized it and tried to cover. Just admit it and move on.

 

[Jarhead]

So you would be fine with it if Boehner told a joke about a drunk driver?

Sure you would.

yes....My favorite comedians are George Carlin and Don Rickles.

nothing jar? Shame....i was going to have proving you wrong

Sorry. Missed your response.

They are/were funny...no doubt.

But I dont like jokes about drugs and drunk drivers.

Sort of hits home for me.

And Presidents?

Keep it clean. You are looked up to by children. No need to dig for a laugh if it means offending some people,.

 

[Misty]

So far we have the libs blaming bush calling people retarded pigs. Now I see why they think Obama is funny.

 

[Plasmaball]

I do not joke about things like that.

I lost a family member to drug use. It sucks.

I will ask you...

How would you react if Boehner made a joke about drunk driving?

Don't need to answer. I know your answer. I read your posts. SO to say anything less than "it would sicken me" would be you lying to me. I wont set you up for it.

I posted a Bush joke that was pretty offensive but his humor always made me laugh too so I wouldn't complain about it. You all are simply wrong on this one. Obama has a great sense of humor and he was complimenting the chef in his way.

You're wrong here.

I am wrong here?

You mean ALL should find the same things appropriate and the same things offensive?

And you say the left shows tolerance?

I am wrong to be offended by an off color joke?

Why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free.

How do you stop a black child from jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.

Those offend you? They are not directed to anyone in particular.

thats funny....