Devils_Advocate
Diamond Member
I would definitely be highly upset if some guy laid down in my front yard and started masturbating with a pickle. How do you even report that to 911 without turning ten shades of red?
911: This is 911 please State your emergency.
Old Lady: I do not know how to describe what I am seeing but it is something only Bruce or Mike could ever fathom!
911: Oh, another guy with a pickle pretending to be the magical purple dildo getting it on in your yard!
Old Lady looks at the phone and wonders how many people think like Mike and I?