Mad_Cabbie
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"The King"
Who was he?
Singer who had pet monkey.
Why is he better dead?
Because he keeps popping up in weird places unannounced.
Lenny Bruce
Who was he?
Smart-ass, foul-mouth'd prophet.
Why is he better dead?
Because he's no longer afraid.
Ted bundy
Who was he?
Escape artist, political upstart, bad date.
Why is he better dead?
It makes elevators less frighting to ride.
Edgar Allan Poe
Who was he?
Poetry's daddiest Goth.
Why is he better dead?
Because some nut-job put flowers and cognac his grave for sixty years....
Mary Todd Lincoln
Who was she?
Wife of "Honest" Abe.
Why is she better dead?
She makes a great ghost.
Discuss...
