Playing Monopoly....I'm dying here!

[OnePercenter]

Two rolls in and I pay income tax and rent. Game over

Your employer doesn't pay you enough salary.

 

[Bonzi]

Two rolls in and I pay income tax and rent. Game over

Your employer doesn't pay you enough salary.

I'm not working today

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Two rolls in and I pay income tax and rent. Game over

Sue the creators of the game for psychological damage.

That should give you at least enough money to go buy Boardwalk.

My husband owns Boardwalk...

If it is a community property state, so do you!

 

[yiostheoy]

Two rolls in and I pay income tax and rent. Game over

The way you win that game is to buy everything you land on and then mortgage it right away.

My sisters are experts at this game. They win every time.

 

[OnePercenter]

Two rolls in and I pay income tax and rent. Game over

Your employer doesn't pay you enough salary.

I'm not working today

You don't get it. The game is Monopoly. The employer is the cash drawer, chance/community chest cards, and rent. You begin by distributing all of the money. Fines are paid to the middle of the board and won by landing on 'free parking'.

Let the game begin!

 

[yiostheoy]

Sometimes, you lose at Monopoly.

Every contest or game has a winner and the rest losers.

 

[yiostheoy]

but been to jail twice early on

Thought you were white?

Ever heard of Ailene Warnos?

Yes, she is/was that Florida hooker who shot her first john in self defense and found out she loved killing him more than sex.

Typical psychopath.

 

[yiostheoy]

Two rolls in and I pay income tax and rent. Game over

Sue the creators of the game for psychological damage.

That should give you at least enough money to go buy Boardwalk.

My husband owns Boardwalk...

I love it when women can play backgammon or chess.

Backgammon is an ancient Greek game.

Chess is an ancient Indian game.

I heard that Go is good too -- it's an ancient Chinese game.

These games have never been beaten for greatness.

 

[Bonzi]

Just don't start cheating. I hate it when that happens.

Try to swindle another player on some properties or something.

I managed to get the orange, but that's it other than 2 Rrs

 

[Bonzi]

Just don't start cheating. I hate it when that happens.

Try to swindle another player on some properties or something.

I'm a sucker, I never cheat and I'll just sell to my fave player if needs be

 

[Bonzi]

Two rolls in and I pay income tax and rent. Game over

Sue the creators of the game for psychological damage.

That should give you at least enough money to go buy Boardwalk.

My husband owns Boardwalk...

I love it when women can play backgammon or chess.

Backgammon is an ancient Greek game.

Chess is an ancient Indian game.

I heard that Go is good too -- it's an ancient Chinese game.

These games have never been beaten for greatness.

Oy. Backgammon...I always got the worst rolls