Lakhota
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BREAKING: Donald Trump gets ensnared in a bizarre new international scandal as it's revealed that "senior Israeli figures" have been desperately trying for three years to recover a set of priceless antiquities from him.
The ancient items were lent to the White House for a 2019 Hannukah celebration and are being held by Trump at Mar-a-Lago.
The artifacts include a set of ceramic oil lamps said to be part of a collection of Israeli national treasures. They were supposed to be returned after a few weeks.
Israeli officials blame the failure to return the items on a "bureaucratic difficulty," the breakout of COVID-19, and some kind of "misunderstanding."
The likeliest scenario is that he is very aware. As he so often does, the habitually criminal Trump has probably just decided to keep them for himself.
One source joked that he wouldn't be surprised if "the items Israel seeks are also eventually found in some bathroom" at Mar-a-Lago just like the boxes of stolen classified documents were discovered.
It's time for another investigation.
The ancient items were lent to the White House for a 2019 Hannukah celebration and are being held by Trump at Mar-a-Lago.
The artifacts include a set of ceramic oil lamps said to be part of a collection of Israeli national treasures. They were supposed to be returned after a few weeks.
Israeli officials blame the failure to return the items on a "bureaucratic difficulty," the breakout of COVID-19, and some kind of "misunderstanding."
The likeliest scenario is that he is very aware. As he so often does, the habitually criminal Trump has probably just decided to keep them for himself.
One source joked that he wouldn't be surprised if "the items Israel seeks are also eventually found in some bathroom" at Mar-a-Lago just like the boxes of stolen classified documents were discovered.
It's time for another investigation.
