BREAKING: Donald Trump breaks the emergency glass and sues the judge overseeing his New York hush money case, complaining about the gag order that's been imposed.
But it gets even more pathetic...
The utterly baseless lawsuit is a transparent attempt to delay the trial, clearly out of fear of the mountains of evidence and credible witnesses arrayed against him.
Judge Juan Merchan’s gag order is perfectly legal and totally justified given that Trump insists on smearing and attacking anyone even tangentially connected to the case. The gag bars him from going after witnesses, prosecutors, court staff, as well as the judge’s family.
Trump's new lawsuit will almost certainly fail given the fact that he has no real legal argument to make here. He and his shady lawyers are just flailing about in the hopes of getting lucky.
BREAKING: President Biden hilariously trolls Donald Trump by mocking the time that he stared directly into an eclipse despite like a total buffoon.
Trump just can't keep up with these jabs...
"An eclipse is worth marveling at. But don't be silly, folks – play it safe and wear protective eyewear," President Biden states in a newly released video.
In it, the president is seen standing on the same balcony where Trump stood during the eclipse in 2017, except Biden is actually wearing proper eye protection.
This is exactly the kind of thing that gets under Trump's skin while also serving as a potent reminder that we finally have an adult in the White House again.