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BARI, ITALY — President Biden, who has for decades now pretended to be Catholic, took time away from the Climate summit this week to meet with a Pope who also enjoys pretending to be Catholic.
"Well hello there, fellow 'Catholic'! Hail Mary, am I right?" laughed Biden. "Bwahahahaha!!. What fun!"
"Speaking of the climate summit you attended, I gave a sermon on global warming. I told the congregation that the biggest threat to humanity was global warming and had them eating out of my hand. I just covered up a nearby crucifix and totally plagiarized a former Al Gore speech, ha, ha, ha, ha!!" conveyed the Pope.
"Yea, I do that sort of thing all the time" said Joe. "Say, are you going to hear my confession regarding using global warming to take everyone's money?...................Bwhahahahaha!!!
"Sure, just as long as that son of yours Hunter delivers the goods. I need some of that white powder to calm the nerves a bit, it is whiter that this stupid robe they make me wear all day."
"Amen to that!" said Biden. "Amen to that".