"Pull My Finger": Jihad-martyrdom suicide bomber hides bomb in his rectum

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These people never cease to amaze. What will they come up with next?

Pull my finger: Jihad-martyrdom suicide bomber hides bomb in his rectum

Back in 2009, we learned that Al-Qaeda was increasing the use of suppository bombs. And so now comes this explosive news: "Attacker in Afghanistan Hid Bomb in His Body," by Rod Nordland for the New York Times, June 8:

KABUL, Afghanistan — Afghanistan’s spy chief, Asadullah Khalid, was taking no chances.
A man had crossed into Afghanistan from Pakistan with important information he said he would only deliver personally to Mr. Khalid, who had just taken over as the head of the National Directorate of Security.

Mr. Khalid’s aides took the visitor to an armored room in the basement of a safe house in Taimani, an upscale neighborhood in the capital city, for a security screening. They were no doubt mindful of what happened in September 2011 when a Taliban peace emissary was allowed to meet with a prominent Afghan peace envoy and then killed him with a bomb hidden in his turban. Watching the man over closed-circuit television, they ordered him to strip naked, which he did. Satisfied, they let him get dressed and took him to see their boss upstairs.

Then he blew up. The suicide bomber killed only himself, but Mr. Khalid sustained severe abdominal wounds as well as injuries to his hands and arms. Now, months after that attack, on Dec. 6, a spokesman for the National Directorate of Security, Shafiqullah Tahiri, confirmed that the attacker had hidden the bomb inside his rectum.
 
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Fart joke, Islamic style. LOL

Terrorist suppositories?


Sir Isaac Newton described the FOUR LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS-----
and Sir whathisname MURPHY -----ELABORATED THE FIFTH---
and most important-------IF IT CAN HAPPEN---EVENTUALLY IT WILL


the ORIFICES----of the human body (this comment is NOT OFF TOPIC)
can be considered CENTERS OF EACH PERSON's UNIVERSE. Embryologists,
anatomists and even developemental psychiatrists understand this fact---we--
and almost all multicellular life forms are made as an elaborate TUBE---a
rostral (up front) orifice------and caudal (the other end) orifice...
THE ENTIRE FUNCTION OF THE REST OF THE TUBE AND ITS APPENDAGES
exist to facilitate the TUBULAR FUNCTIONS ---via the orifices----their ingress
and their egress----a reality which reminds me of the wisdom of a british
anatomist who commented-----ALL OF SOCIETY RESTS ON
one very small muscle----THE ANAL SPHINCTER
 
Now TSA is gonna' have to search your a-hole now. Just to be safe.

We all wanna' be safe right?
 
Now TSA is gonna' have to search your a-hole now. Just to be safe.

We all wanna' be safe right?
Hey, there's a few out there that are actually looking forward to that.

What flight are you on? OK, bend over and count to 20.

"Fire in the hole!" or is that "Fire in the a-hole!" LOL
 
These people never cease to amaze. What will they come up with next?

Pull my finger: Jihad-martyrdom suicide bomber hides bomb in his rectum

Back in 2009, we learned that Al-Qaeda was increasing the use of suppository bombs. And so now comes this explosive news: "Attacker in Afghanistan Hid Bomb in His Body," by Rod Nordland for the New York Times, June 8:

KABUL, Afghanistan — Afghanistan’s spy chief, Asadullah Khalid, was taking no chances.
A man had crossed into Afghanistan from Pakistan with important information he said he would only deliver personally to Mr. Khalid, who had just taken over as the head of the National Directorate of Security.

Mr. Khalid’s aides took the visitor to an armored room in the basement of a safe house in Taimani, an upscale neighborhood in the capital city, for a security screening. They were no doubt mindful of what happened in September 2011 when a Taliban peace emissary was allowed to meet with a prominent Afghan peace envoy and then killed him with a bomb hidden in his turban. Watching the man over closed-circuit television, they ordered him to strip naked, which he did. Satisfied, they let him get dressed and took him to see their boss upstairs.

Then he blew up. The suicide bomber killed only himself, but Mr. Khalid sustained severe abdominal wounds as well as injuries to his hands and arms. Now, months after that attack, on Dec. 6, a spokesman for the National Directorate of Security, Shafiqullah Tahiri, confirmed that the attacker had hidden the bomb inside his rectum.


now way am i not surprised.

it gives a whole new meaning to laying a bomb.
 
Now TSA is gonna' have to search your a-hole now. Just to be safe.

We all wanna' be safe right?
Hey, there's a few out there that are actually looking forward to that.

What flight are you on? OK, bend over and count to 20.

"Fire in the hole!" or is that "Fire in the a-hole!" LOL

Gives a whole new meaning to "blow it out yer ass" :tongue:
 

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