Questions, nothing but questions

[Esmeralda]

Is it tea time?

 

[Pop23]

So, the bartender says to the horse.....

Why the long face?

 

[Esmeralda]

Would you like some corn, Pop?

 

[Immanuel]

Would you like some corn, Pop?

Can you make that corn whiskey?

 

[Esmeralda]

Is the tavern open?

 

[Immanuel]

Is the tavern open?

Is it ever closed?

 

[Esmeralda]

Teetotal that I am and only 14 to boot, how would I know?

 

[Derideo_Te]

Is it February already?

 

[Esmeralda]

Didn't you check your calendar?

 

[Derideo_Te]

Teetotal that I am and only 14 to boot, how would I know?

Is that in dog years?

 

[Esmeralda]

Should I slap your face with my glove and challenge you to a duel, you cad you?

 

[Derideo_Te]

Does this mean I get to choose the weapons?

 

[Esmeralda]

Is there anything worse
On the face of the Earth
Than a man who's a cad
Such a shame he's a lad
Should treat ladies so bad
A curse upon his head!

 

[Pop23]

Would you like some corn, Pop?

Can you make that corn whiskey?

Barley Pop?

 

[Mertex]

Why do you keep posting here when nobody is answering any of your questions?

 

[Esmeralda]

How can I explain?

 

[Papageorgio]

Can you explain?

 

[percysunshine]

Why would anyone even try to explain?

 

[Pogo]

Why do you keep posting here when nobody is answering any of your questions?

Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door?

 

[Papageorgio]

Damn! Who's knocking at the door?