Radio contest: winner gets a foursome with 3 porn stars

[TheOldSchool]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

 

[Statistikhengst]

Dayum!!!

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

Oh goody. I always wondered what 37 STD's would feel like...all at the same time.

 

[Pogo]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

I just wanted to rhetorically orgasm over your sigline.
Steve write it for ya?

/offtopic

 

[norwegen]

A foursome where? Pizza Hut? That's awesome. The bigger the party, the cheaper the food is per person, generally.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

I just wanted to rhetorically orgasm over your sigline.
Steve write it for ya?

/offtopic

That's a TOS original. Please feel free to share it around the galaxy

 

[Pogo]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

I just wanted to rhetorically orgasm over your sigline.
Steve write it for ya?

/offtopic

That's a TOS original. Please feel free to share it around the galaxy

Thanks. Now I don't have to promise not to steal it. I was gonna steal the idea anyway.

Actually I believe you misattribute the last part of it 'cause there's this:

LBJ "I'll have them ****** voting Republican for the next 200 years"

 

[Porker]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

Did you come in pants reading about that TOS? Or could you wait until you beat it off before you came on your monitor?

 

[Mr. H.]

Seriously, is there a female porn star under the age of 30 and who hasn't had at least one kid?

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

If those three skanks are the prize I'd be happy to lose that contest

 

[Pogo]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

If those three skanks are the prize I'd be happy to lose that contest

Sump'm tells me they'd be happy wit dat too. It's a win-win-win-win.

 

[Indofred]

This wouldn't be allowed in a Muslim country.
I wonder whoo is more civilised.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

If those three skanks are the prize I'd be happy to lose that contest

Sump'm tells me they'd be happy wit dat too.

They're prostitutes lol. I doubt their standards are larger than their paychecks

 

[Pogo]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

If those three skanks are the prize I'd be happy to lose that contest

Sump'm tells me they'd be happy wit dat too.

They're prostitutes lol. I doubt their standards are larger than their paychecks

Prostitutes?
Oh I see what you're saying. Hate to break this to ya but the subjects in question are the three in the front, not the two in the back.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Now THIS is what I call quality radio

”The owner of the website will fly into PANAMA CITY and pick from our top five selected applicants on the STROKE Radio Show for our special VALENTINES DAY Show. The winner will be on the website APRIL 19th live webcam, with 3 porn actresses — JENNIFER WHITE, SARA JAE and LAYLA PRICE. We are excited to make dreams come true. ‘Who Wants to be a Porn Star’ has already created buzz in the community. The winner will be health screened and must prove he or she is clean.”

I just wanted to rhetorically orgasm over your sigline.
Steve write it for ya?

/offtopic

That's a TOS original. Please feel free to share it around the galaxy

Thanks. Now I don't have to promise not to steal it. I was gonna steal the idea anyway.

Actually I believe you misattribute the last part of it 'cause there's this:

LBJ "I'll have them ****** voting Republican for the next 200 years"

Sorry I didn't know you had a

This wouldn't be allowed in a Muslim country.
I wonder whoo is more civilised.

The GOP in America agrees with you