Reasons why I stayed in the Suburbs

[MikeK]

Shiet, I just cranked up a chainsaw and cut a log 1..in half.

Then fired 5 double -action .38 rounds into my firepit.

I reckon it's OK, it ran the rounds out OK.

I guess my gun may be OK for double action.

You can never get enough practice shooting dirt.

You got that right, or Xs on paper plates. Unless you're using like a yuge bullet and it might destroy your backstop. Don't do that, would not recommened.

Plastic milk cartons full of water are best.

 

[blastoff]

Why would I go into the cities where yes there are plenty of jobs, but they're virtually all low wage jobs, and they're is too much competition to be paid well, even if I won in competition with some ?
Where also, I have to fight all the time against some loud mouth street faggotized punk who today can't even give me my money's worth in a street fight ?

I was taught to fight by my dad... who knew muhammad ali, who taught him lots of moves, sparring as friends.

Too much competition? Gee, that doesn’t seem fair. Look around there’s probably a crying or safe place you can crawl into that’ll make you feel all warm and cozy between welfare checks.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Why would I go into the cities

Because of the restraining order?

He's dyslectic and goes down the wrong way of a one-way street.

I've done that in a 5-ton truck.

Somehow, my buddy did too, same place, same truck, and I followed behind him. derp!