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Obama Doesn t Attend Church So As Not to Distract Others Says Advisor - Breitbart
According to Obama, the reason he does not attend church is that he is too much of a distraction.
Is this the real reason?
Here are some other reasons I can think of.
1. Rev. Wright makes secret house calls.
2. Obama gets bored learning more about himself that he already knows.
3. When praying, none of the church's in Washington face Mecca.
4. He simply does not have the time since "tee time" is around 8 AM.
5. He can't seem to be able to find a church that embraces gay sex, abortion on demand, and pathological lying.
6. Obama grows tired of all the stupid literalists taking the time to read the Bible.
7. When singing psalms, Michelle gets odd looks as she sings a deep base.
8. Obama fears his two daughters may convert to Christianity, which would cause him to be forced into honor killings, but at times secretly wishes his wife would convert to Christianity.
9. God did not contribute any money to his Presidential campaigns.
10. When they pass the offering around the church, none of the money goes to him. the church just up and steals it from him
According to Obama, the reason he does not attend church is that he is too much of a distraction.
Is this the real reason?
Here are some other reasons I can think of.
1. Rev. Wright makes secret house calls.
2. Obama gets bored learning more about himself that he already knows.
3. When praying, none of the church's in Washington face Mecca.
4. He simply does not have the time since "tee time" is around 8 AM.
5. He can't seem to be able to find a church that embraces gay sex, abortion on demand, and pathological lying.
6. Obama grows tired of all the stupid literalists taking the time to read the Bible.
7. When singing psalms, Michelle gets odd looks as she sings a deep base.
8. Obama fears his two daughters may convert to Christianity, which would cause him to be forced into honor killings, but at times secretly wishes his wife would convert to Christianity.
9. God did not contribute any money to his Presidential campaigns.
10. When they pass the offering around the church, none of the money goes to him. the church just up and steals it from him