Royal Fornication...Hooray!

[Bush92]

Why do the Brits celebrate when the Royals fuck?
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry expecting first baby

 

[Mindful]

Why do the Brits celebrate when the Royals fuck?
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry expecting first baby

Look at it this way.

An American bi-racial woman will provide an heir to the British Throne.

Not even Kanye could trump that.

(Excuse the pun)

 

[frigidweirdo]

Why do the Brits celebrate when the Royals fuck?
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry expecting first baby

Don't lots of people celebrate when people fuck? Except gay people.

Yes, gay people, you know, heteros never stick it in your face that they fuck, but gay people do.

Wait, what, Megan isn't a man? Hmmm....

 

[SweetSue92]

Why do the Brits celebrate when the Royals fuck?
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry expecting first baby

Well technically they're not fornicating. They're married to each other.

But I agree that I don't get it when Americans get agog about royal weddings and the like. We separated from that. What's the point, even for the Brits?

At least we don't have to pay for it.

 

[Mindful]

Why do the Brits celebrate when the Royals fuck?
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry expecting first baby

Well technically they're not fornicating. They're married to each other.

But I agree that I don't get it when Americans get agog about royal weddings and the like. We separated from that. What's the point, even for the Brits?

At least we don't have to pay for it.

And fornicating does not necessarily result in progeny.

 

[fncceo]

The British system of government is based on gynecology.

They select leaders based on from whose vagina they emerge.

It's a lot more efficient than having elections.

 

[Mindful]

The British system of government is based on gynecology.

They select leaders based on from whose vagina they emerge.

It's a lot more efficient than having elections.

Well they've managed to conscript so many international ones.

 

[Mindful]

Oh and, the Royals aren't leaders.

The King stopped riding into battle long ago.

 

[fncceo]

The British system of government is based on gynecology.

They select leaders based on from whose vagina they emerge.

It's a lot more efficient than having elections.

Well they've managed to conscript so many international ones.

Just like in America, you can be born in a foreign country and still be chief executive.

 

[fncceo]

The King stopped riding into battle long ago.

Well, see ... you say that ...

 

[Mindful]

The British system of government is based on gynecology.

They select leaders based on from whose vagina they emerge.

It's a lot more efficient than having elections.

Well they've managed to conscript so many international ones.

Just like in America, you can be born in a foreign country and still be chief executive.

So Boris Johnson could be POTUS?

 

[Mindful]

The King stopped riding into battle long ago.

Well, see ... you say that ...

Playing polo is as far he gets.

 

[Mindful]

Let me get this straight.

Do married people fornicate.

Disclaimer: with each other?

 

[Carl in Michigan]

And fornicating does not necessarily result in progeny

And fornicating usually results in a murdered baby and liberal Americans do celebrate that.

 

[fncceo]

The King stopped riding into battle long ago.

Well, see ... you say that ...

Playing polo is as far he gets.

 

[Mindful]

The King stopped riding into battle long ago.

Well, see ... you say that ...

Playing polo is as far he gets.

Oh come on, Fn, it's hardly Lord of the Rings.

 

[fncceo]

The King stopped riding into battle long ago.

Well, see ... you say that ...

Playing polo is as far he gets.

Oh come on, Fn, it's hardly Lord of the Rings.

You get that 'Lord of the Rings' is fiction, right?

If fact, it's a tradition for the British Royals to serve in front line military units, in non-ceremonial billets.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Why do the Brits celebrate when the Royals fuck?
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry expecting first baby

Don't lots of people celebrate when people fuck? Except gay people.

Yes, gay people, you know, heteros never stick it in your face that they fuck, but gay people do.

Wait, what, Megan isn't a man? Hmmm....

So you as a homo, gets upset when hetros fuck and produce offspring, while all you can produce is a turd???.

 

[Mindful]

The King stopped riding into battle long ago.

Well, see ... you say that ...

Playing polo is as far he gets.

Oh come on, Fn, it's hardly Lord of the Rings.

You get that 'Lord of the Rings' is fiction, right?

If fact, it's a tradition for the British Royals to serve in front line military units, in non-ceremonial billets.

Harry is not King. Or will be.

And the battles of LOTR happened in reality in former times.

 

[fncceo]

And the battles of LOTR happened in reality in former times.

Really?