Ruin A Date In Four Words

[TNHarley]

hey bitch, you buying?

 

[TNHarley]

Your mom is hotter

 

[Foxfyre]

My Pronoun Is "Them."

I was alien abducted.

 

[Rawley]

Size doesn't matter, right?

 

[The Duke]

Be my baby momma

 

[TNHarley]

hope your assholes tighter

 

[marvin martian]

My Pronoun Is "Them."

My wife says hi.

 

[The Duke]

Nice tits, those real?

 

[ActionJackson]

Make America Great Again !

Make America Completely Suck!

 

[ActionJackson]

Your mom is hotter

Your Daughter's Really Cute!

 

[iamwhatiseem]

You should lose weight

 

[ActionJackson]

You Male Or Female?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I forgot my wallet

 

[iamwhatiseem]

the date comments on your nice car...

Thanks! It's my mom's.

 

[Concerned American]

How about a threesome.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Can my dog watch?

Another true story. I actually dated a man who, when we got around to talking about the things a couple need to talk about before having sex, asked me this question.

I wished him luck and went home.

 

[Tunafish]

I Voted For Biden

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I'm out of Viagra

 

[aaronleland]

Are you over 18?

 

[ActionJackson]

Are You Wearing Panties?