Snowpocalypse '10: Grocery Store Pics

[Paulie]

that's why I don't give snowjobs.

You probably lead guys on and then flake out on them.

 

[SFC Ollie]

Gotta love it, and the village road Dept, cleared my drive.

 

[strollingbones]

its easy to be prepared....rice, powdered milk, peanut butter...dried apples, onions, mushrooms, canned veggies...you may not eat like a king but you will eat

 

[Paulie]

its easy to be prepared....rice, powdered milk, peanut butter...dried apples, onions, mushrooms, canned veggies...you may not eat like a king but you will eat

It's a day or two without being able to travel.

I'm sure just about everyone has enough food already on hand to tough it out.

I can't believe people panic like this over a snow storm.

You go to the mountains in colorado and it's just business as usual.

Pussies. The lot of you.

 

[Paulie]

that's why I don't give snowjobs.

You probably lead guys on and then flake out on them.

Well, when they want to plow me, what do you expect?

It's a slippery slope, because eventually you'll earn a certain reputation and receive a flurry of name calling, like "prude".

 

[RadiomanATL]

Meh, ok but not as good as Snowcialism!

Snow way, man. That's just cold.

What can I say, I'm an Ice Princess, that's why I don't give snowjobs.

VERONICA: Sylvan? No; I snowballed him.

DANTE: Yeah, right.

VERONICA: I'm serious...

DANTE: You sucked that guy's dick?

VERONICA: Yeah. How do you think I know he liked...

DANTE: But...but you said you only had sex with three guys! You never mentioned him!

VERONICA: That's because I never had sex with him!

DANTE: You sucked his dick!

VERONICA: We went out a few times. We didn't have sex, but we fooled around.

DANTE: Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?

VERONICA: Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

DANTE: Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...

VERONICA: I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.

DANTE: I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different Guys, and that's all you said.

VERONICA: Please calm down.

DANTE: How many?

VERONICA: Dante...

DANTE: How many dicks have you sucked?!

VERONICA: Let it go...

DANTE: HOW MANY?

VERONICA: All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you fucked.

DANTE: This is different. This is important. How many?!

VERONICA: ....

DANTE: Well...?

VERONICA: Something like thirty-six.

DANTE: WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?

VERONICA: Lower your voice!

DANTE: What the hell is that anyway, "something like thirty-six?" Does that include me?

VERONICA: Um. Thirty-seven.

 

[random3434]

Gotta love a thread about a grocery store morphing into a Clerks citation!

 

[saveliberty]

Snowball warming can have these dramatic displays. Some faither will come along and explain it is the moisture content that is to blame not the temperatures. Wonder what will happen if the power is not on by kick off Sunday night? Think we will see Obama's storm troopers?

 

[Paulie]

Gotta love a thread about a grocery store morphing into a Clerks citation!

It was only a matter of time.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Now I'm in the mood for some Troll House Cookies!

Start a thread about Beck you'll have a bakers dozona

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Im sure Bush will be blamed for people not putting up food,
Beck has warned people for years to have at least a years supply on hand.
The Media will congratulate Obama for his swift action, Good job Brownie.

 

[Annie]

I have to agree with RA and EZ, people don't panic around here with a storm coming. Sure they'll buy bread and milk if the forecast predicts over a foot or so, but that's about it. Round these parts folks have cabinets, refrigerators and freezers.

I KNOW I can go three weeks at least without needing to go to store. We'd run out of milk and bread, but not crackers or the ingredients to make bread if we 'just had to have it.' Salads other than fruit would be done in a couple days, but plenty of frozen and canned veggies and fruit. Plenty of yogurt, sorbet, ice cream and cheeses. Calcium wouldn't really be an issue. Heck I've enough tuna to last more than a week alone, not to mention plenty of meat frozen.

Thinking about this, maybe I need to stock up on coffee, it wouldn't last 3 weeks and I might kill without it.