Super Tuesday 2.0,, Can We Compare It To The Anticipation Of "Who Shot JR" From 1980?

[Rexx Taylor]

Assuming we were all around the year JR got shot and we had to wait all summer to find out who dunnit (hey, was Bush a suspect?)
You got to admit, the tension, excitement, nerves on edge, cliffhanger-itis are very much similar to that time when about 200 million of us were kept in suspense throughout the summer of 1980.
Now it's more like, Who's gonna win Ohio?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

so has anyone's hamster died from the heart stopping anticipation?

 

[Auld Phart]

so has anyone's hamster died from the heart stopping anticipation?

No, but my Pet Rock doesn't look well

 

[Rexx Taylor]

so far, 15 of my Florida cockroaches have died from the anxiety.

 

[Auld Phart]

so far, 15 of my Florida cockroaches have died from the anxiety.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

so sad, so sad! one of my Turkeys has just committed suicide cause he couldn't take the suspense anymore.

 

[Auld Phart]

so sad, so sad! one of my Turkeys has just committed suicide cause he couldn't take the suspense anymore.

Such a shame.


When is the funeral?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

so sad, so sad! one of my Turkeys has just committed suicide cause he couldn't take the suspense anymore.

Such a shame.


When is the funeral?

no funeral, the rest of my pets will just eat him

 

[Rexx Taylor]

oh nooo,,,,,another one of my hamsters just exploded! couldn't take any more suspense!!!

 

[Auld Phart]

so sad, so sad! one of my Turkeys has just committed suicide cause he couldn't take the suspense anymore.

Such a shame.


When is the funeral?

no funeral, the rest of my pets will just eat him

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Juan Williams as usual asked a dumb question to Campaign Carl,,,,,,,Jaun,,,ah,,,derr,,,hey carl, what will happen if Trump Wins Florida and loses Ohio? u see.. i am such a dumbass, all the other 4 hosts on the five think im a clown.