Where_r_my_Keys
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Jeremy Clarkson, the last actual man known to exist on British Television, was suspended over what was described as a 'fracas', wherein Clarkson dressed down one of the programs child-producers.
In a startling decision, the feminized (Leftist) head of the BBC, finally decided to rinse from the British Broadcast Company, the last known vestige of testosterone, due to the constant complaints of nearly 300 British Pantywaists.
Complaints span from insults Clarkson allegedly committed against trees, Mexicans, Argentinians, Croatians ... and very possibly... in reciting "eeny, meeny, miney, moe", he failed to sufficiently obscure the N-word; according to the Experts hired by the BBC to examine the video, who stated in unambiguous terms that IN FACT, THERE IS A 75% CHANCE that Clarkson DID use the N-word, despite his feeble attempt to obscure such, through mumbling!
It should be noted that his endless attacks upon Americans, American Cars, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus and the dreaded Red-Headed of ANY CONCERN... did not bring any complaints, except for one Texan. To whom the BBC sent a scathing email in response, inviting him to 'BUGGER OFF BIGOT!'
You can read the horror at the below link and witness for yourself the final moments of the crumbling British Empire...
BBC News - Newspaper headlines Jeremy Clarkson s Top Gear suspension dominates headlines
In a startling decision, the feminized (Leftist) head of the BBC, finally decided to rinse from the British Broadcast Company, the last known vestige of testosterone, due to the constant complaints of nearly 300 British Pantywaists.
Complaints span from insults Clarkson allegedly committed against trees, Mexicans, Argentinians, Croatians ... and very possibly... in reciting "eeny, meeny, miney, moe", he failed to sufficiently obscure the N-word; according to the Experts hired by the BBC to examine the video, who stated in unambiguous terms that IN FACT, THERE IS A 75% CHANCE that Clarkson DID use the N-word, despite his feeble attempt to obscure such, through mumbling!
It should be noted that his endless attacks upon Americans, American Cars, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus and the dreaded Red-Headed of ANY CONCERN... did not bring any complaints, except for one Texan. To whom the BBC sent a scathing email in response, inviting him to 'BUGGER OFF BIGOT!'
You can read the horror at the below link and witness for yourself the final moments of the crumbling British Empire...
BBC News - Newspaper headlines Jeremy Clarkson s Top Gear suspension dominates headlines
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