Abishai100
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This is a sports-culture parody inspired by the film The Comebacks (director: Tom Brady).
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Ali, Baroness, and Reptile from Romania and quickly became best friends while plotting a terrorist attack on the Miami Dolphins, plotting to kidnap the team mascot, the real dolphin Snowflake from his aquarium-tank. Ali, Baroness, and Reptile called themselves the Dolphin Triad, and they simply wanted Americans to panic once Snowflake went missing. It was a crazy plan, but then again, the Dolphin Triad were rather eccentric (being from Romania) and often dressed the part (see below)!
The Dolphins were having a miraculous season (2018-2019), NFL Season 53. Their new phenom QB and impressive offensive-line and very strong cornerback-defense and special teams made them the hot new ticket in the NFL. The Miami Dolphins were also a terrific game-playing team-option to use for video-games such as Madden, and video-gamers quickly learned that Dolphin team-play and aesthetics made for outstanding gameplay. The Dolphins loved their team mascot (Snowflake) and didn't want anything bad to happen to him!
On New Year's Day, U.S. President Donald Trump agreed to do a special Dolphins Podcast (with the Dolphins head-coach and star-QB) on Miami's biggest radio-station. The Dolphins were predicted to reach Super Bowl 53 (where they would most likely face Tom Brady's New England Patriots, who were simply wondering if any team...any team at all...could actually beat them in the Super Bowl...anyone at all besides Eli Manning and the NY Giants!). Trump told the Dolphins QB that if his team took down Brady, he'd give them a special parade in D.C. Meanwhile, the Dolphin Triad (Ali, Baroness, and Reptile) kidnapped Snowflake and was holding him for ransom. American celebrity and eco-activist Leo DiCaprio said to the press, "No one cares about Snowflake, since everyone's hypnotized by Trump's 'special' Dolphin-Podcast!"
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Ali, Baroness, and Reptile from Romania and quickly became best friends while plotting a terrorist attack on the Miami Dolphins, plotting to kidnap the team mascot, the real dolphin Snowflake from his aquarium-tank. Ali, Baroness, and Reptile called themselves the Dolphin Triad, and they simply wanted Americans to panic once Snowflake went missing. It was a crazy plan, but then again, the Dolphin Triad were rather eccentric (being from Romania) and often dressed the part (see below)!
The Dolphins were having a miraculous season (2018-2019), NFL Season 53. Their new phenom QB and impressive offensive-line and very strong cornerback-defense and special teams made them the hot new ticket in the NFL. The Miami Dolphins were also a terrific game-playing team-option to use for video-games such as Madden, and video-gamers quickly learned that Dolphin team-play and aesthetics made for outstanding gameplay. The Dolphins loved their team mascot (Snowflake) and didn't want anything bad to happen to him!
On New Year's Day, U.S. President Donald Trump agreed to do a special Dolphins Podcast (with the Dolphins head-coach and star-QB) on Miami's biggest radio-station. The Dolphins were predicted to reach Super Bowl 53 (where they would most likely face Tom Brady's New England Patriots, who were simply wondering if any team...any team at all...could actually beat them in the Super Bowl...anyone at all besides Eli Manning and the NY Giants!). Trump told the Dolphins QB that if his team took down Brady, he'd give them a special parade in D.C. Meanwhile, the Dolphin Triad (Ali, Baroness, and Reptile) kidnapped Snowflake and was holding him for ransom. American celebrity and eco-activist Leo DiCaprio said to the press, "No one cares about Snowflake, since everyone's hypnotized by Trump's 'special' Dolphin-Podcast!"
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