To offend a liberal

[HenryBHough]

To offend a liberal is an easy thing.

To keep them offended through a series of more than five posts takes real skill.

Limited attention spans, y'know.......

 

[Hossfly]

To offend a liberal is an easy thing.

To keep them offended through a series of more than five posts takes real skill.

Limited attention spans, y'know.......

I have a song and lyrics from 1970 that was banned from Armed Forces Radio Network. Many radio stations had their copies destroyed at the request of the government. I'll bet hardly anyone under 50 has even heard about it. I'll put it on here when I have time.

 

[Moonglow]

To offend a liberal is an easy thing.

To keep them offended through a series of more than five posts takes real skill.

Limited attention spans, y'know.......

I have a song and lyrics from 1970 that was banned from Armed Forces Radio Network. Many radio stations had their copies destroyed at the request of the government. I'll bet hardly anyone under 50 has even heard about it. I'll put it on here when I have time.

They were banning and bleeping records also...on civilian radio...

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

To offend a liberal is an easy thing.

To keep them offended through a series of more than five posts takes real skill.

Limited attention spans, y'know.......

I have a song and lyrics from 1970 that was banned from Armed Forces Radio Network. Many radio stations had their copies destroyed at the request of the government. I'll bet hardly anyone under 50 has even heard about it. I'll put it on here when I have time.

They were banning and bleeping records also...on civilian radio...

I never owned the CD for "Nothin' But A G Thing", so I was surprised when I heard the unedited version for the first time.

 

[Moonglow]

To offend a liberal is an easy thing.

To keep them offended through a series of more than five posts takes real skill.

Limited attention spans, y'know.......

I have a song and lyrics from 1970 that was banned from Armed Forces Radio Network. Many radio stations had their copies destroyed at the request of the government. I'll bet hardly anyone under 50 has even heard about it. I'll put it on here when I have time.

They were banning and bleeping records also...on civilian radio...

I never owned the CD for "Nothin' But A G Thing", so I was surprised when I heard the unedited version for the first time.

Where I lived they bleeped out Peter Frampton's Do You Feel Like I Do..

 

[Hossfly]

Guy Drake – Welfare Cadillac Lyrics
Well, I've never worked much
In fact, I've been poor all my life
I guess I really own is
Ten kids and a wife

This house is a lived in mine
But it's really a shack
But I always managed somehow
To drive me a brand new Cadillac

Backdoor steps
They done fell plum down
Front screen door's off and laying
Somewhere out there on the ground

Wind just now whupped another piece
Of that old tar roofing off the back
Sure hope it don't skin up that new Cadillac

Front porch?, they're loose at the bottom
It don't make no sense to fix them
Cause that floor just too darn rotten

Wintertime, we sometimes have some snow
That blows in through the cracks
It gets too bad, we just all pile up
Sleep out there in that new Cadillac

I know the place ain't much but
I sure don't pay no rent
I get the check the first of every month
From this here federal government

Every Wednesday, I get commodities
Sometimes, four or five sacks
Pick em up down at the welfare office
Driving that new Cadillac

Some folks say I'm crazy
And I'd even been called a fool
But my kids get free books and
All them there free lunches at school

We get peanut butter and cheese
And, man, they give us flour by the sack
Course, them welfare checks
They make the payments on this new Cadillac

The way that I see it
These other folks are the fools
They're working and paying taxes
Just to send my youngins through school

Salvation Army cuts our hair and
Gives us the clothes we wear on our back
So we can dress up and ride around
And show off this new Cadillac

But things still gonna get better yet
At least that's what I understand
They tell me this new President
Put in a whole new poverty plan

Why, he gonna send us poor folks money
They say we gonna get it out here in stacks
In fact, my wife's already shopping around
For her new Cadillac
Songwriters: DRAKE
Welfare Cadillac lyrics © Royalty Network


Guy Drake "Welfare Cadillac" live on TV - Duration: 3:28. by KoolKlipsFromDeke 24,887 views

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

To offend a liberal is an easy thing.

To keep them offended through a series of more than five posts takes real skill.

Limited attention spans, y'know.......

I have a song and lyrics from 1970 that was banned from Armed Forces Radio Network. Many radio stations had their copies destroyed at the request of the government. I'll bet hardly anyone under 50 has even heard about it. I'll put it on here when I have time.

They were banning and bleeping records also...on civilian radio...

I never owned the CD for "Nothin' But A G Thing", so I was surprised when I heard the unedited version for the first time.

Where I lived they bleeped out Peter Frampton's Do You Feel Like I Do..

I hate censorship. I saw "Pearl Harbor" in theaters, so I remember the scene of the Jap Zeros flying over the island. There were two boys on a hilltop taking a leak and you could clearly see the streams of pee. Then I got the DVD and they actually edited that out. I was outraged not because I yearn to see pee but just because I'm sick of somebody else deciding for me what I can and cannot see or hear based on what they think is appropriate. I was so mad I tried to return the DVD but they wouldn't take it back. Fuck censorship.

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

 

[AmericanFirst1]

This should do it! LolView attachment 46808

Didn't know you were a fan of ******* who rape white women? Good to know.

I'm not a fan of Bill Clinton.

Typical.

You don't like consensual sex between adults but idolize an admitted rapist. Not to mention senseless killing of animals for wall decoration and the kkk.

And you want a National Sheriff instead of a president.

You're an idiot but not worth being offended over.

You are the idiot. Sex in the Oval Office between a slut and Monica is wrong.

 

[hipeter924]

How to offend a liberal ? Let me count the ways !

 

[ninja007]

That lion must stand at least 5.5 feet tall and be 15 feet long. Jesus. No wonder the mexicans agreed to get the fuck out of dodge.

actually lions are 7-8 feet tall stnding up, 500-550 pounds.

 

[mamooth]

Yes, but lions normally don't stand up. On all fours, an adult male lion is about 3.5' at the shoulders.

 

[jknowgood]

Hey I got another pick that will offend a liberal!

 

[2aguy]

This should do it! LolView attachment 46808

Didn't know you were a fan of ******* who rape white women? Good to know.

The entire democrat party is a fan of bill clinton, a man who rapes women.......and you guys love him....

 

[Katzndogz]

To offend a liberal is to do God's work.

 

[Hossfly]

To offend a liberal is to do God's work.

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[Hossfly]

To offend a liberal is to do God's work.

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[Hossfly]

 

[Hossfly]

So, after getting laughed at for his bad behavior, jknow tries to deflect with an internet tough guy act.

We'll laugh at that too.

To offend a liberal is an easy thing.

To keep them offended through a series of more than five posts takes real skill.

Limited attention spans, y'know.......

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[Obiwan]