Transcript of Conversation Between Obama and Putin

[JimBowie1958]

OBAMA: Hello, Vladimir? How are you?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: What? Knock knock? IS this a knock knock joke?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: *sigh* OK, I'll play, who's there?

PUTIN: Crimea.

OBAMA: Crimea who?

PUTIN: Crimea a river. *click*

OBAMA: Hello? Hello? Putin, you still there? Operator.....

 

[CrusaderFrank]

"U-kraineeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

 

[Truthmatters]

how stupid of the right to champion Putin the dicktaster

 

[JimBowie1958]

how stupid of the right to champion Putin the dicktaster

IT's a joke, dumbass.

 

[Manchester]

how stupid of the right to champion Putin the dicktaster

IT's a joke, dumbass.

I've never seen one of your posts that wasn't.

 

[Dutch]

OBAMA: Hello, Vladimir? How are you?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: What? Knock knock? IS this a knock knock joke?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: *sigh* OK, I'll play, who's there?

PUTIN: Crimea.

OBAMA: Crimea who?

PUTIN: Crimea a river. *click*

OBAMA: Hello? Hello? Putin, you still there? Operator.....

Jim Bowie and Putin

Jim Bowie: Hello exalted one. O' my god, I can't believe I'm talking to you. I have dreamt of this moment since I first saw you shirtless riding that horse.

Putin: Dude, that's a little wierd.

Jim Bowie: What're you Wearing right now?

Putin: Seriously, this is getting weird.

Jim Bowie: Can you send me a signed shirtless picture?

Putin: No, leave me alone you weirdo. Geesh, now I know what old Reagen must of felt like......Click

 

[SteadyMercury]

I've never seen one of your posts that wasn't.

If you were ad idle as JimBowie you'd probably consider your jokes a current event too.

 

[SmedlyButler]

OBAMA: Hello, Vladimir? How are you?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: What? Knock knock? IS this a knock knock joke?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: *sigh* OK, I'll play, who's there?

PUTIN: Crimea.

OBAMA: Crimea who?

PUTIN: Crimea a river. *click*

OBAMA: Hello? Hello? Putin, you still there? Operator.....

That made me chuckle.

 

[JimBowie1958]

how stupid of the right to champion Putin the dicktaster

IT's a joke, dumbass.

I've never seen one of your posts that wasn't.

Just because you cant grasp the meaning doesn't mean its a joke, shit-for-brains.

You libtards have no sense of humor when it comes to defending your Fuherer.

 

[JimBowie1958]

OBAMA: Hello, Vladimir? How are you?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: What? Knock knock? IS this a knock knock joke?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: *sigh* OK, I'll play, who's there?

PUTIN: Crimea.

OBAMA: Crimea who?

PUTIN: Crimea a river. *click*

OBAMA: Hello? Hello? Putin, you still there? Operator.....

Jim Bowie and Putin

Jim Bowie: Hello exalted one. O' my god, I can't believe I'm talking to you. I have dreamt of this moment since I first saw you shirtless riding that horse.

Putin: Dude, that's a little wierd.

Jim Bowie: What're you Wearing right now?

Putin: Seriously, this is getting weird.

Jim Bowie: Can you send me a signed shirtless picture?

Putin: No, leave me alone you weirdo. Geesh, now I know what old Reagen must of felt like......Click

Projection only makes you look silly. Well... not only silly, but stupid and foolish too.

 

[Sunshine]

OBAMA: Hello, Vladimir? How are you?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: What? Knock knock? IS this a knock knock joke?

PUTIN: Knock, knock.

OBAMA: *sigh* OK, I'll play, who's there?

PUTIN: Crimea.

OBAMA: Crimea who?

PUTIN: Crimea a river. *click*

OBAMA: Hello? Hello? Putin, you still there? Operator.....

The Russian leaders DO know when to time their acting out, don't they.

Now, it's time for North Korea to do some saber rattling. We haven't heard anything out of them for a while.

 

[SteadyMercury]

Now, it's time for North Korea to do some saber rattling. We haven't heard anything out of them for a while.

They've been lobbing test missiles and shells over the past couple weeks, dumbass.

 

[Katzndogz]

That may have been a joke but not nearly as funny as John Kerry trying to find a graceful exit from obama's foolishness. It seems the feckless regime just now remembered that our supply lines for the troops in Afghanistan run right through Russia. Kerry can only say "oops my bad. Give me some advice on backtracking".

 

[natstew]

how stupid of the right to champion Putin the dicktaster

Putin the dicktaster?

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[natstew]

how stupid of the right to champion Putin the dicktaster

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[CrusaderFrank]

Vlad: Hey Barry, the 80's called! If you like the Ukraine, I can keep it. Period!

Obama: That's unkind, Vlad, I was hoping to reset our relations after my last reelection

Vlad: Yeah, don't bother I already reset it. You gonna send Biden out here, the Moscow Circus is short a clown. Oh, John Kerry threw his Vietnam medals at me, now I'm scared. HahhahahhaHAHAHA

Obama: I don't think you understand how serious this situation is, Vlad...

 

[JimBowie1958]

how stupid of the right to champion Putin the dicktaster

Putin the dicktaster?

Mom of Murdered Obama Gay Lover Speaks Up |

The weight of the evidence seems to suggest Obama is bisexual.

So our President is actually a real life cock-sucker in all likelihood.