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an agnostic
Welcome to the majority of population earth who dont know everything, cant prove much of anything else and talk mostly about what they only wish they knew but dont need to give it a Name? Though neither right nor wrong and its certainly your prerogative to sit on the fence; did you ever think of Making Up Your Mind About It, as long as its not evil, and going with it to see what it might lead to? Most common synonyms perhaps for agnostic:
unsure, ignorant, clueless, dumbfounded, constipated, wishy-washy, lofty, whiney, honest, uncommitted, hypocrite, doubtful, along with hundreds of others most of which perhaps most people would probably not want to be thought of as?
Some possibly expected and mostly humorous responses for when someone says: Hey everyone, Im agnostic.:
1. Who cares? 2. Either go or get off the pot. 3. Oh sorry; my condolences. 4. Why? 5. And Youre proud of that because? 6. What time is it? 7. Good for you. 8. Have you tried therapy? 9. Love to stay and chat but Ive actually made up my mind to be something today. 10. How? 11. Is it contagious/hereditary?
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an atheist
Why do you call yourself an atheist when You cant prove God does not exist any more than Christians can prove God does exist? So youre proud of that because? Why do you like the taste of mustard? Why do you not like the taste of mustard? Who cares since believers cannot prove the existence of God any more than Science can prove God doesnt exist or can prove the big bang theory or intelligent design or any other theories of how mankind was created. Thats why its called a theory because theories cannot be proven unless/until they are proven and youll almost certainly be deceased without ever knowing or proving?
But maybe youre exploring forums because youre not truly an atheist either and so youre naturally trying to find out which theory might be best for You to believe? And if you really want to know if God exists, you shouldnt be asking this forum but rather you have to ask God because thats the way it works and if so, youre in luck because your options are simple too? Its either True or False that God exists. Which means:
1. False; if God doesnt exist and youre content to choose death as your inevitable destiny, then you will die an atheist.
2. True; if God does exist and you choose death instead of eternal life in paradise, then you will die an atheist and then be resurrected only to suffer Gods wrath for eternity instead.
Hmmm, wonder what a sane person would hope for? What were the choices again? Oh ya; its either eternal paradise or eternal suffering. Yikes thats a toughy because who in their right mind would want to pass up the hope for eternal suffering?
Your choice. . . . tick . . . tick . . . tick . . .
3. a Christian
What are You doing in an anonymous forum? Do you not know the meaning of anonymous and deception nor havent read 2 Corinthians 4:2? Do you think that God doesnt notice believers are just using the Internet as an excuse to avoid Having To Physically Go Into All The World and do what Jesus commands [Mark 16:15-18]? Ergo, most believers arent joining forums to serve God or experience fellowship in Christ but rather they just want to boast and start arguments and insult everyone who doesnt agree with their limited understanding of God or even worse and perhaps more likely; they were tempted into a forum by the devil to distract them From God? Thus, forums created to entice idle lazy disobedient believers to cower behind Alias usernames being judgmental hypocrites hatefully spewing biblical quotes from ignorance instead of declaring their Real names and going into the Real world and serving God as they Really should be doing and perhaps like many believers that spend most of their time studying the bible instead of doing what it says? Can you say: [BUSTED!]?
No offense intended to anyone either and Ive been accused of being each of the 3.
Note: Anyone posting ill-considered/vulgar comments will simply go on my Ignore List and wont receive a response.
Welcome to the majority of population earth who dont know everything, cant prove much of anything else and talk mostly about what they only wish they knew but dont need to give it a Name? Though neither right nor wrong and its certainly your prerogative to sit on the fence; did you ever think of Making Up Your Mind About It, as long as its not evil, and going with it to see what it might lead to? Most common synonyms perhaps for agnostic:
unsure, ignorant, clueless, dumbfounded, constipated, wishy-washy, lofty, whiney, honest, uncommitted, hypocrite, doubtful, along with hundreds of others most of which perhaps most people would probably not want to be thought of as?
Some possibly expected and mostly humorous responses for when someone says: Hey everyone, Im agnostic.:
1. Who cares? 2. Either go or get off the pot. 3. Oh sorry; my condolences. 4. Why? 5. And Youre proud of that because? 6. What time is it? 7. Good for you. 8. Have you tried therapy? 9. Love to stay and chat but Ive actually made up my mind to be something today. 10. How? 11. Is it contagious/hereditary?
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an atheist
Why do you call yourself an atheist when You cant prove God does not exist any more than Christians can prove God does exist? So youre proud of that because? Why do you like the taste of mustard? Why do you not like the taste of mustard? Who cares since believers cannot prove the existence of God any more than Science can prove God doesnt exist or can prove the big bang theory or intelligent design or any other theories of how mankind was created. Thats why its called a theory because theories cannot be proven unless/until they are proven and youll almost certainly be deceased without ever knowing or proving?
But maybe youre exploring forums because youre not truly an atheist either and so youre naturally trying to find out which theory might be best for You to believe? And if you really want to know if God exists, you shouldnt be asking this forum but rather you have to ask God because thats the way it works and if so, youre in luck because your options are simple too? Its either True or False that God exists. Which means:
1. False; if God doesnt exist and youre content to choose death as your inevitable destiny, then you will die an atheist.
2. True; if God does exist and you choose death instead of eternal life in paradise, then you will die an atheist and then be resurrected only to suffer Gods wrath for eternity instead.
Hmmm, wonder what a sane person would hope for? What were the choices again? Oh ya; its either eternal paradise or eternal suffering. Yikes thats a toughy because who in their right mind would want to pass up the hope for eternal suffering?
Your choice. . . . tick . . . tick . . . tick . . .
3. a Christian
What are You doing in an anonymous forum? Do you not know the meaning of anonymous and deception nor havent read 2 Corinthians 4:2? Do you think that God doesnt notice believers are just using the Internet as an excuse to avoid Having To Physically Go Into All The World and do what Jesus commands [Mark 16:15-18]? Ergo, most believers arent joining forums to serve God or experience fellowship in Christ but rather they just want to boast and start arguments and insult everyone who doesnt agree with their limited understanding of God or even worse and perhaps more likely; they were tempted into a forum by the devil to distract them From God? Thus, forums created to entice idle lazy disobedient believers to cower behind Alias usernames being judgmental hypocrites hatefully spewing biblical quotes from ignorance instead of declaring their Real names and going into the Real world and serving God as they Really should be doing and perhaps like many believers that spend most of their time studying the bible instead of doing what it says? Can you say: [BUSTED!]?
No offense intended to anyone either and Ive been accused of being each of the 3.
Note: Anyone posting ill-considered/vulgar comments will simply go on my Ignore List and wont receive a response.