g5000
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Imagine you are the Speaker of the House. The second most powerful elected official in the Universe.
Imagine you have a laundry list of legislation you have been dying to get enacted. Things like this: http://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-Tax-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-Poverty-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-NSTF-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-Economy-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-Constitution-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-HealthCare-PolicyPaper.pdf
Imagine one day you wake up, and your party now controls the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court. Your party rules the roost in 35 governor mansions. You party rules from sea to shining sea.
And imagine the big, beautiful, terrific, wonderful, best cherry on top of the whole thing is that the American people have elected a game show host as President. A fucking clueless, twittering, nincompoop and his kids are running the Executive branch.
His kids!
Could you imagine that? I mean, talk about sitting in the catbird seat! Holy shit! Wouldn't that be awesome?
Now, if all this came to pass, what is to stop the second most powerful man from getting every political wet dream he has ever had fulfilled?
The only thing I can imagine that could possibly stop the second most powerful man in the universe in that kind of situation was if he got struck stupid and paused to wait for the most powerful man in the universe to take the lead.
And, ladies and gentlemen, that is EXACTLY what Paul Ryan is doing. Amazingly, he is waiting for the game show host to demonstrate leadership. To take the reins.
Fuck that, man!
Ryan should be ramming his To Do List through Congress, and then he and the most spineless Senate Majority Leader in history should walk that legislation over to the White House and have the morbidly obese naked emperor sign where they have conveniently placed some yellow sticky arrows for him.
Seriously.
What the hell is Ryan waiting for?
Imagine you have a laundry list of legislation you have been dying to get enacted. Things like this: http://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-Tax-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-Poverty-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-NSTF-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-Economy-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-Constitution-PolicyPaper.pdf
And this: https://abetterway.speaker.gov/_assets/pdf/ABetterWay-HealthCare-PolicyPaper.pdf
Imagine one day you wake up, and your party now controls the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court. Your party rules the roost in 35 governor mansions. You party rules from sea to shining sea.
And imagine the big, beautiful, terrific, wonderful, best cherry on top of the whole thing is that the American people have elected a game show host as President. A fucking clueless, twittering, nincompoop and his kids are running the Executive branch.
His kids!
Could you imagine that? I mean, talk about sitting in the catbird seat! Holy shit! Wouldn't that be awesome?
Now, if all this came to pass, what is to stop the second most powerful man from getting every political wet dream he has ever had fulfilled?
The only thing I can imagine that could possibly stop the second most powerful man in the universe in that kind of situation was if he got struck stupid and paused to wait for the most powerful man in the universe to take the lead.
And, ladies and gentlemen, that is EXACTLY what Paul Ryan is doing. Amazingly, he is waiting for the game show host to demonstrate leadership. To take the reins.
Fuck that, man!
Ryan should be ramming his To Do List through Congress, and then he and the most spineless Senate Majority Leader in history should walk that legislation over to the White House and have the morbidly obese naked emperor sign where they have conveniently placed some yellow sticky arrows for him.
Seriously.
What the hell is Ryan waiting for?
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