What pickup lines do you know work?

[ChrisL]

I invented this pickup. I learnt how to laugh like a horse and I sound pretty good. I met this girl the other day at the party, and I used this. She asked me, why I laughed like a horse. And I told her, that I used to be a horse but one fine day the barn door fell out and I galloped away. I happily galloped through fields and hills along the flowery forest path, until all of the sudden a wicked witch jumped in front of me, and I had to emergency stop so hard I came to a screeching halt. Then she leaned ahead to me and this is what she said. Horsie borsie morsie worsie, galloping like a pony, be a human at once! And so she turned me into human. Then I asked her, but now how will I gallop, and more importantly, who will ride me? To which she answered the following. Travel through seven cities and seven seas, seven countries and seven deeds, there you will find <her name>, she will ride you.

Whehehehe. I am seeing this girl again tonight.

What pickup lines do you know that you have seen work?

Holy smokes. She probably thinks you are hung like a horse.

 

[ChrisL]

"suck my dick bitch"
"Let me beat junts"
Works every time

Doesn't seem very romantic tho.

 

[ChrisL]

Boy is your name homework, because I'm not doing you and I should be.

 

[ricechickie]

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior?"

 

[ChrisL]

I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line

 

[ChrisL]

Are you Yoda? Cause Yodalicious.

 

[ChrisL]

This thread is fun. Thanks!

. . . no, that is not a pick up line.

 

[ChrisL]

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior?"

That is more likely to scare people away! I don't what it would be like to date a super religious person, but it doesn't seem like much fun.

 

[Darkwind]

Ow, ow, OW!. Your standing on the tip!

 

[Vandalshandle]

Can I borrow your phone? I would like to find out if my Berkshire Hathaway stock topped $300,000 a share today.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

What pickup lines do you know that you have seen work?

Ford's F-series line works very well. So does their Super-Duty line.

 

[edthecynic]

I have the best line, but it is very rare that I can use it. I have an arhythmic heart and one time when a beautiful nurse was checking my pulse I could see it was throwing her count off. So I said, "I know this will sound corny, but looking at you makes my heart skip a beat."
She blushed beet red!!!

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Crixus]

I invented this pickup. I learnt how to laugh like a horse and I sound pretty good. I met this girl the other day at the party, and I used this. She asked me, why I laughed like a horse. And I told her, that I used to be a horse but one fine day the barn door fell out and I galloped away. I happily galloped through fields and hills along the flowery forest path, until all of the sudden a wicked witch jumped in front of me, and I had to emergency stop so hard I came to a screeching halt. Then she leaned ahead to me and this is what she said. Horsie borsie morsie worsie, galloping like a pony, be a human at once! And so she turned me into human. Then I asked her, but now how will I gallop, and more importantly, who will ride me? To which she answered the following. Travel through seven cities and seven seas, seven countries and seven deeds, there you will find <her name>, she will ride you.

Whehehehe. I am seeing this girl again tonight.

What pickup lines do you know that you have seen work?

That's a great one, but it requires a bit of a set up. Chicks are really the only humans who are challenging to me. So basically I just walk up and say hello my name is ----- what's yours?

 

[Crixus]

Oh, a twelve pack and an eightball are good ice breakers to.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

"You dont sweat much for a fat girl ".

 

[Mr Natural]

"Hey, baby, mind if I try out my bowling grip?"

 

[ChrisL]

Man, you look smoother than Ex Lax and twice as sexy!

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

^^^

Some instructional videos from Desperation Lee. Lol!